"How JD Vance's favourite magic the gathering card could reveal his dark political ambitions"
Liberals will read tarot cards before they read Marx
this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2024
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Yeah it's a pretty cool card though.
Mfs thought they could fix necropotence π€ππ€£
A more modern, but similar story: Treasure cruise.
Oh it's brainstorm?
Yeah but you gotta dredge 7
That's just brainstorm with extra steps
Actually it's ancestral recall, not brainstorm 
great card theory, big insights for serious political analysts
Politics are just like my treats! 
The only good thing to come out boomers declaring themselves βforever youngβ and refusing to pass the torch anywhere, from politics to work is that if they did weβd see a lot more bullshit like this.
Iβm pretty sure that millennial chuds would pass a bill into law stating the USβ intention to pollute humanity to extinction under the βU mad broβ act.
Oh we will see that soon, don't worry!
Of course he plays black
In any other context this would be a wild thing to say
"Magic the gathering makes you evil" first as a tragedy, then as a farce.
If I see JD Vance at the shop I'm beating him up in the parking lot and stealing his deck.
NY Post? hollow people who can't feel anything and want to be scared
This isn't The Onion?!
You know what?
Could be worse
His favorite card could be Armageddon or Wrath of God, maybe even Chaos Orb
Snapcaster mage. He'd be the sweatlord type
Its been a while since I've played, but on turn 6, I can't see much of a reason for this.
As a mono-red guy, I can't help but respect the tactics.