Do the people who follow these accounts actually believe in the bs or do they just think it's funny?
Nothing ever happens-cels when pyramid #1 has been activated
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There are decades when nothing happens and weeks where pyramid #1 is activated
dude it actually has been activated. i was there. i saw it start shifting like in that photo (that's a real photo from the event, not a drawing or AI) and i just heard a loud "BLUETOOTH PAIRING.... BLUETOOTH PAIRING... BLUETOOTH CONNECTED."
then it started blasting 'sorry for party rocking' by LMFAO
how can anyone try and claim the ancient egyptians had bluetooth speaker technology?
"you're laughing. Pyramid #1 has been activated and you're laughing"
EVERY ONE RUN. THE BASS PRO FISHING™ IS ACTIVE
I told the democrats I fucking told them. "Don't run Kamala" I said, "Pyramid #1 is going to activate". STUPID.
Someone tell me whether PYRAMID #1 is brat so I know how to feel about this
Sorry PYRAMID #1 is SKIBIDI OHIO. Pyramid #2 is brat so you gotta wait
Finally, after 10,000 years, im free! Time to conquer earth!
que sick guitar riff that goes way too hard
I actually can't think of that opening without thinking of the flip that was made for My Way Entertainment's Power Rangers parodies tbh. (No, I wouldn't recommend them these days; they absolutely don't hold up, they're a relic of 2006 youtube when everything was redlining mics over sex, gender, and race jokes. The literal only grace I have for that these days is those dudes iirc are mostly Black and latino.)
I think it ranges from the completely detached who believe there's a physical pyramid doing that to those that believe it's just code for something.
The whole shtick is that they can project whatever they want into these "messages".
And those that don't know what to project join the "deciphering" discussions. It's a fun little puzzle with no solution that gives you psychic damage.
Freethinker here. You're correct that many of us, especially on Greatawakening and /r/Conspiracy, understand that "Pyramid #1" doesn't actually exist. If you really study the lore it's clearly a codeword for Pyramid #2, which does exist.
IT'S TIME! 
"Your Qness, a second Xenu fighter has struck Pyramid #1."
CW:light induced epilepsy IT HAS BEGUN
spoiler
I'm sorry to say but the strobing lights are visible through the blur filter
Alright hold on
I thought the necrons were on mars.
i wish the neocons were on mars
As a liscensed pyramidologist i can confirm that is exactly what an activated pyramid looks like. Cant believe im living through history like this.
Some people definitely believe this stuff. I used to know someone who really believed this kind of thing. He had some type of undiagnosed mental illness and as well as believing things like this, he believed that everyone he knew was being paid by the government to stalk and harass him.
The 
idea of the end of the world is so masturbatory and boring, too. "Debts will be cleared with a MAGA jubilee, the 'MedBeds' will cure all diseases, and the kids will be purged or maybe will call again and say they're sorry!"
Power up the bass canon
Shit, Goa'uld are back
The prism 
is this even AI generated? it looks like it's from a comic book or something. Honestly disappointed here.
HAPPENING 
My almonds have been activated as well, it's time. 
"Oil tycoons would gladly hurt us for profits? Don't be silly, the private sector would never do that!"
Oh yeah wasn't this the one telling people to break their phones a few weeks ago
I don't need to open the link, I know the exact obscure scene this is in reference to. I'm glad I've found one of the few dozen other people who've seen that movie.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
this is literally just the monument mythos lmao
finally
Me completing Desert Treasure I to unlock ice barrage:
~~Actual believers~~ actual schizophrenia.