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that thing we relentlessly shouted and warned about and pointed to mountains of evidence of for 50+ years is finally manifesting in more destructive ways than our models could predict?
no, it is actually the democrats using cloud seeding technology to destroy a swing state a month before an election, in a bid to steal the presidency and enforce Kamalunism. 
They found the only way to be more annoying than to just keep denying.
Admit it’s not normal, and come up with a dumb fuck explanation.
"Climate change isn't real, it's a total hoax."
"Okay it's real, but it's not man-made."
"Okay so it's man-made, but not by us."
"Okay climate change was caused by us, so we're going to have to eradicate parts of our population to fix it."
I believe we're starting to see them move from point two to point three, though some of them are still insisting on one. When Florida is completely off the map and underwater, they'll start talking about point four.
Massive destruction of the United States by natural disasters is the only way the global north will do something about the climate crisis.
I think it's largely too late. When Germany is (maybe? If i read that right?) In the path of a hurricane we're facing something no one is ready for.
What I think is going to happen is that major population and industrial centers are going to be destroyed faster than they can be repaired or moved, which will create knock-on effects damaging the whole economic system. Like there will be one single vital doo-dad factory that supplies 90% of a critical doo-dad, it'll get flattened, and the doo-dad shortage will reduce the production of doohickeys by 30%, which will have it's own effects.
And meanwhile the us and gulf nations will have millions of utterly impoverished refugees fleeing from region to region ahead of storms and heat bubbles, swamping city and state resources while the feds try to find a way to means test cholera.
Many of the gulf states are already in horrible shape, and this new normal of very strong storms is going to beat them flat and send their people fleeing.
Just trying not to think much about what happens in the rest of the gulf where the economy is even worse than say mississippi. : (
It's real fucking grim.
We already have a fucking IV fluid shortage because of the previous hurricane and my hospital, in fucking CALIFORNIA, has begun rationing bags.
I think it's largely too late. When Germany is (maybe? If i read that right?) In the path of a hurricane we're facing something no one is ready for.
Whenever some fellow Star Trek fan talks about how "Darmok" is unrealistic because they think nuanced meaning can't be derived from a simple phrase that requires broader context to understand, I just think of these emojis and memes in general. "Homer smiling, his finger raised." "Fry, his eyes narrowed." "Picard, face in hand." Once one knows the context then they become great ways to quickly convey complex thoughts.
Yeah, it's really just memes Audio Description Edition. Mofos act like they didn't spend their childhood repeating Family Guy and South Park quotes to each other.
that scene where troi is explaining to picard except instead of a mug with brown tea in it she should have used an early 21st century internet meme and asked 'well mr archeologist thefuck does this mean'
ngl I am pro-pictograms bc of this
God is finally punishing Florida for Desantis.
Jokes aside this is awful.
Honestly kinda wondering if there'll be any fallout on him regarding the upcoming devastation since there's very little to no actual funded prep for hurricanes in the state and insurance companies are likely going to go insolvent form this.
Unlikely, IMO. It's not so much that floridians can be made to believe that, actually, it's Biden's fault. It's that DeSantis' supporters will make the conscious choice to believe whatever they think is politically correct.
more internal refugees incoming. it's so great this place doesn't just leave people to figure it out or die. oh wait.
All those Chuds we got from upstate New York suddenly move back there all at once. So much for "no state income tax."
Well, looks like we're getting more directly hit than what usually happens. I suppose it was only a matter of time before our luck ran out.
Sorry comrade. I hope you and yours come through this okay.
It was a good run for 20 years.
My only question is if Florida is still going to retain it's electoral votes once it's fully submerged underwater?
~~The Three-Fifths Compromise~~
The Underwater Compromise
The Three-Fifths Compromise
Is that because only three fifths of the state will not be submerged, or that each adult Floridian on average will have only three fifths of their own body above the water line?
Yes.
I occasionally lurk on /r/collapse when big weather events crop up. (It's way too racist for me under other circumstances.) I just read a comment that Florida has only 27 hospitals listed as "level 1 trauma centers", the facilities most needed in these kinds of natural disasters. And guess where Tampa's only one is?
On an island barely above sea level, in Tampa Bay. There are two bridges onto that island, neither of them with any sort of wind barriers. There's an airport and some marina facilities but good luck making use of those in a hurricane.
If this were a movie I'd be laughing at the black comedy of it all.
Feels like the "we should put our emergency response center right under the Twin Towers" level of civic planning.
Jesus I'm honestly wondering how many staff are even going to come to work? Like for real any nurse or doctor coming in knows they aren't going to get relief once that storm hits and likely will have to go well beyond 24hrs+ providing continual care (god help those working in the ICU or trauma bays...), at the same time if they leave they will get charged with patient abandonment possibly compromising their licenses.
If the nurses on staff are anything like the ones in my family, they'll probably plan to show up before the rough weather really hits and ride out the storm at the hospital to do what they can to help.
There will always be "The Villages" unless something funny happens to it.
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy may be living there soon
Nah, it's too far in the interior. The bastards had the good sense to at least not build another retirement community on the coast.
Some kind of masque of the red death shit where they build higher and higher walls to keep poor and 
people out and then a storm fills the walls with water.
Say the line ~~Bart~~ Homer!
Strongest so far.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
glad to see the empire suffering the consequences too.
right on a very conservafascist state too. i feel for the good people in there but the schadenfreude is delicious on this one.
at least i will have that while i die a fiery hot death in my own corner of the world.
glad to see the empire suffering the consequences too.
If the empire were to truly suffer, this would have sneaked up on Miami when the billionaires weren't watching. Or, at a minimum, hit Orlando before it hit Tampa Bay.
