Why is God mad at Florida? (hexbear.net)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Like what did they do specifically pim-charlie-shock

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[-] [email protected] 56 points 9 months ago

No that's Mexico doing a Hadouken

[-] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

AMLO last action as President was to destroy Florida

[-] [email protected] 52 points 9 months ago

[-] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago

What didn't they do?

[-] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

god isnt angry at florida, god loves florida. he's trying to drive out the gusanos!

[-] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago

The collective psyche of a nation formed a fuckery gestalt and it came in the form of a beanis. That's-that's chaos theory

[-] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

Florida went woke

[-] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

~~Grok's~~ Florida's woke

[-] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

mission-accomplished jeb ron-sugar-man , pronouns , extremely anti LGBTQ despite being flamboyant AF state to appease the cubic ass ton of frothingfash boomers in The Vilages that proved they're unworthy of ruling or life 40 years ago freedom-and-democracy

[-] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

take it away, fidel! fidel-balling

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

classic

[-] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

Gusanos

[-] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

In the beginning was Miami and The Miami was with Satan. Once Adam and Eve ate from the Tree of Knowledge, the came to understand property development and management. They wandered the earth to find Florida to practice their new found craft and train Cain to continue the legacy.