90s kid Kwisatz Haderach
this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2024
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Oh fuck that's good
Had a what?
I hardly knewerach
This kid's firstborn:
Ronin Walker Cobain Hawk II (pronounced Tuah)
Jesus fuck it's not even 7am and i already know I'll not top this
idk I think Kwizats Crackerach is a strong contender jus sayin
Isn't the whole point of Goku that his family were low class nobody's and that's why he was sent to a backwater planet like Earth?
Like the whole reason Vegeta is always so pissed is that a low class Saiyan like Goku keeps being stronger than Vegeta, a Prince. It hurts his pride and is a massive point of contention between them until the late Buu Saga.
Fuck, I know too much about DBZ
nerd
(please don't stop being nerd)
Shhh,
Oh, so now I'm being silenced? Typical cancel culture
You claim to be an owl yet don't speak Owlese?
Translation:
"shhh" -> "Nerd"
Up yours woke culture. We'll see who cancels who 
Dbz seems cool. My ADHD ass couldn't handle the entire episodes of b plot with cutaways to Goku screaming. Maybe that could be the first anime i watch as an adult
The abridged version is actually nice because you get the jist of the plots without multiple episodes of people charging their fireballs.
start with the original dragonball
i heavily recommend reading dragon ball
Isn't the whole point of Goku that his family were low class nobody's and that's why he was sent to a backwater planet like Earth?
Yes, but then he started his own bloodline and now everyone important in the DBZ universe is his kid, his grandkid, or an immediate relation.
Like the whole reason Vegeta is always so pissed is that a low class Saiyan like Goku keeps being stronger than Vegeta, a Prince.
I think one of the most recent movies finally has Vegeta win a fight against Goku and claim the title of Most Powerful Saiyan. But the implication is that this is just a continuation of their endless rivalry that will echo through the ages.
Yes, but then he started his own bloodline and now everyone important in the DBZ universe is his kid, his grandkid, or an immediate relation.
House Saxony-Anhalt-Sadala
Ronin Walker Cobain Hawk
Walker Texas Ronin
Frances Beanis Cobeanis
The Kwitsatz Haderach
All kneel before the newly crowned king of the nepo babies
lisan al ghaib for white people
lisan al ghaib
Was already a critique of the white savior trope so that statement is a bit redundant. I like mine better
me too but we don't all come up with kwisatz crackerach do we 
The Kwizats Crackerach
This is like combining historical bloodlines in ck2
Kid's gonna have a combined +10 opinion bonus with xennials, +10 to poets and .2 prestige per month
And they say wypipo have no culture...
Ronin Walker Cobain Hawk
The Weeb Quizat Haderach
Guy looks just like his Dad. Thought it was him for a sec when I didn't read the post properly.
Tiny Ronin, sweet and small, Cradled in a skateboard hall. No manger soft, no hay so deep, A ramp his bed, a dream to keep. Aboard his board, he'll soar and fly, Beneath the stars, up to the sky. No shepherds watch, no angels sing, But skaters cheer, a joyful ring. Ronin's music, a beat so strong, Echoes through the night, all night long. A legacy of grunge, A spirit free, a heart of gold.