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[-] [email protected] 89 points 9 months ago

This reminds me of the game Lunacid. It has mandatory pronoun selection at the beginning and there are like 20 of them. Every NPC refers to you only by name so the pronoun selection was put in specifically to annoy gamer chuds and I'm all for it

[-] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

And, if I remember right, it defaults to they/them lol

[-] [email protected] 59 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 44 points 9 months ago

Putting on mongolian throat singing and playing my horseman mail delivery simulator.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Sounds like a less pompous and more grounded Death Stranding. Sounds great!

[-] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

I'm into it but I'm very fucking pissed we got Horse Stranding before Bicycle Stranding

[-] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

What's the setting for bike stranding?

[-] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago
  • Think Last of Us, 50:50 on the not-zombies, crucially, everyone didn't fucking forget bicycles existed
    -- possibly also STALKER or METRO-like setting

But honestly pick any. Anywhere there is fuel scarcity bicycles would make sense.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Dangers and challenges include those fucking "goat head" thorns that pop tires.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Dude. Those fucking things. You know they can lay dormant for like a decade+ in the soil? The devil made those things. Ho hum just pulling weeds and five inches under the soil one of those fuckers goes straight through my glove and right into the tip of my finger under the nail. Basketball rolls off the court into the weeds by the school, pick it up and throw it back, friend that catches it screams because one of those fuckers hitched a ride and slammed into his palm at 25 miles per hour. All true stories from my life.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

What the fuck they're literally wooden caltrops, those are from satan

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Holy fuck yes it does

[-] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago

Notice how 99% of the time, anyone who replied negatively was pathetic enough to pay for twitter 🤔

[-] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

I need to know the origin of this gif.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

TV show called Power Rangers in the west

[-] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

power rangers

[-] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago

They really, really think that Concord failed because of Woke huh?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

At some level, that these anti-“woke” g@mers are effectively apologizing for and distracting from the things that are actually a problem with the industry right now annoys me more than the bigotry. No no, don’t be complaining about microtransactions and live service and season pass models and paint-by-numbers hero shooters, the problem is woman with spunky hair cuts in vidya.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago

I think one of the primary reasons why I didn't become a chud is that I came to a very important realization

Not everything is for me, and that doesn't mean that it's stupid or woke, it's just not something that fits my taste

The pipeline from 13th century Mongolia with no combat? Sounds lame to They're ruining video gaming with woke pronouns and femoid gays is actually more like a water slide

[-] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

They weren't going to play the game anyway unless they were going to make a Youtube video about it where they rage about it while wearing sunglasses and swigging whiskey while being as emotionally constipated as possible.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

These people don't actually like or respect games, they like being catered to.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Yep

They think they're like some Lorenzo De Medici rich art patron

They're just hogs at the trough

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

you know this bozo wouldn't play the game unless his character and his horse had DDD booba, jiggiling boobily in customizable matching leather and polished silver string bikinis.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

What about the horses pronouns?

[-] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I hope they add neigh/nem just for the blue check chuds lol

E: neigh, not nay

[-] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

Sticking it to the neighsayers. kelly

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geordi-no "Whenever someone writes me about this ending-averse cynically nihilistic grimdark and murderfucky sword slop I kill a Stark"

geordi-yes "For every comment whining about DEI in my Mongolian courier rider game I will add one extra pronoun"

[-] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

this is truly going to be the decade of chill mail and package delivery games

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Death Stranding on horseback? I would play that in a heartbeat

[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Every time someone complains about pronouns, they will be assigned one (1) additional pronoun

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Me when the vimblio jame says "The champion is over there, they are very brave!" instead of a preferred pronoun. lets-fucking-go

[-] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

they

Comrade, I regret to inform you that they is also a pronoun. There is no escaping the woke gulag.

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