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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's literally soup on the fork where the slots aren't, it's just inefficient.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Yet I still eat soup with a fork when I can. I eat the contents, then drink the broth from the bowl. I'm a tad in the wackadoo side maybe

[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

Good way to eat noodles imo.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Slotted spoons don’t hold much soup.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Forks are diet spoons.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

We doing cutlery now?

Alright. I've seen stranger stuff on Lemmy.

Proceed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I won't understand until I hear piratesoftware explain it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

While drawing diagrams that don't actually help anything but keep your attention like a cat watching a laser-pointer?

[–] [email protected] 106 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

For those who don't know, this is Philomena Cunk, a mockumentary reporter.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fuck I can hear her say it too

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

The spork effect

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

A very good metaphor for life 🤣🙏🤲👌👈🤫

/s

Jeez why do I act stoned when I'm clearly not stoned?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 days ago (3 children)

You just use two forks, with the prongs on one fork filling in the slots of the other. They call this practice 'spooking'.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

That's a foforkrk.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

AAAAAAAA!!!

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is what half of Tik-Tok feels like.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

YouTube shorts as well. I long ago stopped bothering to look at any of them after the 666th one that was like "this incredible unknown fact about (insert franchise)" that is invariably someone basically pissing themselves in excitement reiterating a main story beat as if it was some kind of hidden secret.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

invariably ~~someone~~

a robotic voice

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn't have those slots?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

I think you're looking for some hoes to fork,

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago

Ahh now I know why it takes me forever to eat soup.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Chopsticks don't have any slots, why can't I have soup with those then?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Ah yes, the scientific process.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you find this kind of humour humourous, look for "Look around you". It's around on YouTube so go take a look!

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The spork is the pinnacle of human ingenuity.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The fedora of kitchenware!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You don't need a spoon. It's in a bowl. You eat the solid bits with chopsticks then pick up the bowl and drink it! It's not rocket science.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

But indecent, if not in east asia.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Loudly sipping soup? Indecent.

Not sure, i do think in China/Japan/etc. generally too? Except for some dishes like ... damn, well the noodle soup.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

I don't think I mentioned volume anywhere. I don't make any sound when I drink soup. Why would I not just drink the broth after I'm done eating the solid bits out of the soup? Are you bound by some crazy social rules that no one actually should be bound by? You really need to ask yourself these questions. I am most certainly not bound by any of those societal bullshits.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Liar. Fill the slits and try to eat soup.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

You calling me a forking slot?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Where were you all the times I couldn’t eat soup?!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Yeah, maybe the slots are perfect, and the soup should change.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well, obviously you have to remove the slots before eating the soup. You guys really don't know anything, do you?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Casual players shouldn't do fork builds.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Not with that attitude you can't

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Remember when the internet was chock-full of useful information? Nowdays you have to search far and wide to find anything that's beyond common everyday knowledge and also correct.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

So now I'm gonna have to buy an add-on for my fork to fill in the slots?! I hate that goddamn enshitification is everywhere now!

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