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Me, a mixed race person of color who doesn't sunburn or freckle, reading how all the white folk in the comments have the same mark.
"Hmmm...I'll be damned."
Hate to break it to you. Im 100% Jamaican. 
It is now your duty to inspect all white people for this mark & care for the ones unlucky enough not carry it.
This honor is not to be taken lightly, you are now a leader undertaking grave responsibilities.
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Dude this pic could've waited until your poo was finished
But then they wouldn't be living up to their username.
Just be glad i wore my clean pair of boxers today
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How to get a bunch of random people to take a picture of their arm and post it online.
Choice A: ask everyone to post take a picture of their arm and post it
Choice B: Make it completely absurd statement as if it were absolute truth thereby challenging everyone to prove you wrong
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Dont you guys remember? We were all there. That's where they put the bees in.
I have never seen so many forearm pictures in a single place before.
Also I have it too reee.
My inbox has been almost 100% forearms for 24 hours, and it's still going.
At least in the USA, it's probably due to having been alive long enough for sun damage to cause a freckle on the side of your body nearest the car window while driving.
I'm in the UK. We drive on the opposite side, freckle in the exact spot on my left arm, nothing on my right.
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Well I've learned one thing from this thread: Either Lemmy is mostly white people or almost everyone else isn't silly enough to to take a photo of their arm.
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ITT: .world’s image hosting costs are doubled
What the fuck why is this correct
Because almost everyone has a fuckin random ass freckle somewhere.
I was born after the 90s and I have that
You were the blue light special....
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New photo challenge. If you were born after 1990 but are older than 18 {legal rider} and have two x chromosomes, you likely have two large features on your chest.
Probability of a freckle on any limb is going to increase with age. I'm 4/4, maybe 8/8 if you count both sides of each limb. So yeah, pretty good chance that others born before 1990 are going to have a freckle there.
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I have it. This is sorcery.
90s rep
Why ?
Edit: it’s faint, but it’s there
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I've gotten suuuper into introspective / therapeutic tarot reading and in my related research I've come across a bunch of techniques used by people who use them performatively as a divinatory illusion. The funniest part is if I was going to do it therapeutically for another person I would probably do all the same things I'd just be honest that that was what I was doing. Kinda like a ritualistic / spiritually themed rorschach test.
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I dont have it, Im black, I got one on my bicep tho!!!
Can I join the club now??
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I have it too. That's actually insane. I'm born in Sweden.
Maybe it's the sign of everyone who agreed to be here on this planet and watch spectacular stupidy together.
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Sorry was born in the 80s so I don’t have this but have a cigarette burn from when my parent thought the window was open and it wasn’t and tried to flick there butt out the window for it to only go back at me. We laughed it off
Remarkably ubiquitous, it would seem, for children of the 80s.
Kids these days will never know the widespread, culturally accepted casual disregard for general safety, as it was. Which is probably for the best.
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