You're really crushing my dreams of one day growing into a 6'8" behemoth here dude.

But omg they're sooo coool and they make me sooo coooool by proxy!!

True. Definitely not saying they are more efficient or vouching for them, just a curious thought. They definitely do a lot of stupid shit like, as you said, bag individual items that absolutely do not need it. Or worse, I've ordered groceries through them and I'll get a bag that contains one onion, meanwhile it could have gone into literally any other bag. I'm guessing a byproduct of some weird logistics design sacrificing all else over internal efficiency.

This isn't socialism though, it's just actual city management.

Well, when they're filthy due to no one being willing to clean it because there's no money in it for them... kinda?

That's literally insane

So we're all just save scumming bastards?

Have eaten absolute shit in the shower. I was young, in shape, just had a moment of complacency and slipped. Other than some bruising and scaring the shit out of me, I was fine thankfully.

My dad felt horrible and immediately bought sticky grip pads for the tub lol.

It can definitely happen to anyone, anytime. Be careful out there, eh

Dude, I'd take short hop flights all the time if they end up being that environmentally friendly.

On one hand that sounds bad, but if that delivery driver is dropping off enough things in one run that would have been individual people driving to a store, does it balance out?

That's the joke lol

Weird, I run 1440p as well. Using Proton vs actual Windows has exactly zero apparent difference for me.