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[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 years ago (1 children)

we federated, which is when you invite a lot of feds

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That can't be the reason, everyone here was already a fed fedposting

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

That's just the first part of federation, once everybody's a fed comes the e ration (it's like a ration, but entirely made out of estrogen, ecstasy, or both)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Everyone knows im the only real liberal on this website, the rest of y'all are federated agents

[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sorry I've been offline for months

https://hexbear.net/u/sooper_dooper_roofer

so_that_was_a_fucking_lie.divx

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Still feeling old. Thanks.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

oh god dammit

[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

I also have this question. Except it seems to me like hexbear is full of liberals not reactionaries.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yessssssss shoot em! sicko-blur nicholson-yes

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I also have this question. Except it seems to me like hexbear is full of liberals not reactionaries.

i would have guessed teenage libertarians based on the juvenile humor and strong coordination to derail liberal topic threads

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Except it seems to me like hexbear is full of liberals not reactionaries.

Pam here!

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Mods are STEMlord-brained morons who soyface at tech buzzwords still despite being communists as far as I know. Users think they're all Nick Mullen when they're all Adams except maybe 4 Stavs. The actually cool people on this site are all probably ossifying ourselves into cocoons of eternal slumber to sink away from this wretched world, realizing how we can't counter the wokelib mind virus: COVID.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 years ago

I have been here for over 2 years and I still don't know what this hell this means

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

YOOOO WE GOT A BMF EMOJI!?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

my brain was turned into a palatable dish of jello by this comment, thanks blob-no-thoughts

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Users think they're all Nick Mullen when they're all Adams

I am proud to be closer to Adam than Nick actually (Nick is hotter tho sadness)

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago

You should have made a new account for this post but it's too late sadness

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago

capybara-fancy blahaj i hope this explains

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

oh lemmy/blahaj are two separate things. a lemmy is a small mammal. a blajah is a small shark. both cute, easy to confuse

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sorry I've been offline for months

doubt

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Could've been prison or institutions or work without internet.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

The post history says otherwise ;)

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We're back on the frontlines of the posting wars. All of your training has led to this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm one of those guys from Attack on Titan that get immediately murked on their first outing

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Like hell you are. You're a posting supersoldier. The weakest hexbear is worth a hundred libs. Wear your bans and comment removals as the badges of honor they are.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

RECON CORPS SIR YOU FUCK WITH ONE YOU FUCK WITH ALL SIR

SEMPER FI HOOAH

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

why is this back on my front page, it has barely any comments and upvotes wth

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Maybe a sudden spike

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Its a CIA op to make sure nerds stay addicted to spending hours a day posting crap online.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I have nothing to add in response to the question, but I’ve also been offline for a long time.

Recently discovered the lemmy apps which are available now and it’s like revolutionary for me. I had a really hard time using the site via the web app. I do appreciate all the hard work our devs put into that though.