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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Just gotta find a friendly middle aged white man and you can have this service for free

[–] [email protected] 2 points 44 minutes ago

You carry around a universal translator, and a global atlas in your pocket. Leave me alone.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

I lived in Chicago from 2004 to 2007 and NYC from 2007 to 2009 and I did not have a smartphone not even sure if they were around then. There was a number you could text the cross streets you were at and the cross streets you wanted to go to and it would give you step by step directions to get there with public transportation. I used it daily.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

For a good time, call 1194.

This graffiti was seen, around 1993, in various toilets, referencing the national talking-clock service.

1194 == "On the third tone it will be 3:45 and 30 seconds, beep beep beeep."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

555-1212 was the number where I was.

I still use it on websites that ask for my phone number for some gods unknown reason.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

These still exist, except it's not a number you call, it's a shortwave station that you tune into.

Check out http://websdr.org/ if you don't have your own. From there you can play with various shortwave radios from around the world. The first one on my list is my favorite cause it picks up a lot of stuff.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Specifically 5, 10, and 15mhz AM. There are others, but you'll really hear NIST WWV/WWVH if you're in North America/Pacific.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

That looks like a map of Thy.

The hairstyle is a bit different today, but the technology is at the same level.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago

Another one of life's simple pleasures ruined by the government lizard overlords.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The irony being how much the standard quality of life has dropped compared to the people seen working in this photo. At some point, expect to be just another pest barely tolerated within the urban environment. For many homeless, that's what they already are.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I disagree. It has changed and morphed. The weights have shifted, some parts have gotten better, while others have dropped. Overall, quality of life is better now than it was in 1960. Of course this is all immensely subjective and the viewpoint of a homeless person in Moskou cannot be compared to a family man working middle management in Los Angeles.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 57 minutes ago

Yes, the quality of life is certainly better not being able to afford a home with two working couples and being forced to go into debt for decades... That's why no one ever has any beef with boomers who regurgitate things like your comment.

[–] [email protected] 105 points 1 day ago (3 children)

in the 80s you could call AAA and tell them where you're planning to go on a road trip and they would send you a spiralbound roadmap of the route with gas stations, hotels, and construction zones highlighted

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Part of me still misses TripTiks. It was fun to go through them ahead of trips and always have that nicely printed, spiral bound book with you on the road.

At some point in the 90s they automated TripTiks with the idea that you'd print them at home yourself. It was all the same info but the magic was gone.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Remake it and call it TripTok

[–] [email protected] 29 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Nice!

I wonder if there is a print-on-demand service that will still make these for you. Could certainly DIY.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 21 hours ago

Ah yeah, that's the good stuff. I always got the side-bound version.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 21 hours ago

Wonder if a day will come when they stop making road atlases:

[–] [email protected] 22 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

My grandma actually recommended I do this last year. I was already contacting AAA about some other thing, and jokingly brought up road trips. They went, "Yeah we can help!" I was kinda adorable.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sure you were... But what does that have to do with what they said?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

They only agreed to help because OP was just so darn cute.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

My father was an itinerant minister. He traveled all over the country. We made great use of TripTik (I think that's what it was called).

[–] [email protected] 22 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

here is a cool article on a few different jobs lost with photos https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/jobs-that-no-longer-exist/

my favorite is the human alarm clock and went and shot your window with a pea shooter to wake you up

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

I will still do this. What does an alarm clock cost? $500? $1,000? I'll do it for half that.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago (3 children)

How widespread was this? I grew up in the 80s/90s and pre GPS we just had a map in the car. I've never heard of such a hotline until seeing this post.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

I always made sure I had Thomas guide book for any areas I went through in my car.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

Yeah, it sounds like the kind of thing you could do but would pay out the butt for as a private service. Road map books and asking directions were my go-to.

Of course, post-internet but pre-GPS there was always mapquest.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

Maybe a call centre operated by map producers, intended more for questions about routes and conditions rather than "take the third left" kind of navigation.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

GeoGuessr mfs inventing the first time machine to have this job:

[–] [email protected] 29 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

GeoGuessr person:"ok, now which directions are the shadows pointing? Any wildflowers or birds in the area?"

Caller: "I'm just looking for a gas station"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

"Just tell me what type of material is the road. Come on!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago

β€œI can’t help you until you tell me the typeface in the nearest street street sign!”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

That's a map of the NL, is it not?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

France+Iberia in the background

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

"Hot single navigators in your area waiting for you call – call now & let them guide you!!"

(I had a car on early 2000s in which the oem satnav lady pronounced the local names of towns kinda extra seductively)

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (6 children)

But, when would you use this? Stop at a gas station, and instead of getting a map, you make a phonecall?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Rest area payphones. Its why most rest areas have a huge blown up atlas map these days

edit: and as a note, the death of the rest area payphone is a huge problem some places. you ever look at a coverage map for west virginia? you break down or get lost out there and you're totally fucked

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

This is actually a map of the Netherlands and I'm from there. I'm also old enough to remember a time without mobile phones. This was probably the call centre for triple AAA, in Dutch the ANWB. We had these emergency telephone poles along the highways. When stranded (car broke down) and without a map you could easily call aid through them with these phones, which they also knew where they were, for easy dispatching.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I'm also dutch, and Im pretty sure you couldn't call for route advice from the ANWB poles. Or at least, you couldn't in the later years, maybe it was different in the 60s.

It does make a lot more sense these people are planners, not general navigation advisers.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

everyone had maps, but they weren't always current

[–] bdonvr 3 points 21 hours ago

I mean, payphones were at most stops. Rest areas, etc.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

i can see this causing marriage arguments

you should call the hotline John

I got this Margaret!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I'm getting Godzilla-nervous-system vibes from the front-most map, not gonna lie...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

Haha that is a new way to look at roadmaps of the Netherlands, I love it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

I never ever heard of this, I don't think it was a thing here, father always asked locals or already had a map he bought from a car magazine.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This still exists, at least in Mexico

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

"Se encuentra en mΓ©xico."
"Muchas gracias!"

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