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[-] [email protected] 63 points 10 months ago

They are just letting him say stuff, huh

[-] [email protected] 61 points 10 months ago

CIA too washed these days to get past the Swiss Guard

[-] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago

Plus Catholic Joe Biden knows he's gonna die soon so he figues he has a better shot of getting into heaven if he doesn't try to influence the Pope.

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[-] [email protected] 61 points 10 months ago

He also came out and said both presidential candidates fucking suck.

The catholic pendulum on hexbear once more swings towards "Pope's okay". Can't wait to see what news comes when it swings the other direction

[-] [email protected] 56 points 10 months ago

no he's only okay for a pope, a bar which is in hell

[-] [email protected] 50 points 10 months ago

Never forget that the pope is head of a worldwide child abuse ring with national sovereignty.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago

I am in my mid thirties and every pope within my lifetime has been the woke Pope and it has never been true, I'm not falling for this shit and neither should anybody else

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Jan Paweł II... woke...

huh

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

The best antichrist of my lifetime

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Francis is like Socdem, but he doesn't have much longer to live, let's see who the next pope is. Colossal religious institutions like the Catholic Church, with its immense wealth and a strong conservative wing, should not be allowed a foothold in any Socialist country.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Miiiiight be important to note that the pope doesn't like Kamala because he thinks abortion is murder

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[-] [email protected] 55 points 10 months ago

Hexbear Catholic caucus is eating good as always.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago

I love it, because I know some incredibly awful catholic weirdos and it gives me joy he pisses them off.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago

Why is he speaking on what looks like a bus or airplane?

[-] [email protected] 69 points 10 months ago

Is the Pope as in-flight entertainment not good enough for you? You sound like a Cathar.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago

The airline version of The Pope is weird cause they dub ovwr the swears

[-] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

the edited-out sex scenes raise more questions than answers tbh

[-] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Pope: What is the DEEal with airplane food? God made manah fall from the Heavens and we can't even bring up a decent steak, am I right? Lent is over fellas, don't make me break out the communion wafers

[-] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

Church budget is down these days, gotta save a few bucks

[-] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

It’s like when the president does a press briefing on Air Force One

[-] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago

"China is a country"
:pope: solidarity :degaulle:

[-] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago

"TradCaths" are probably raging.

Hilarious how they either don't believe in or sometimes don't even know one of Catholicism's main tenants, Papal supremacy.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago

Technically that only applies to statements made ex cathedra, the pope can say whatever he wants on and Catholics can disagree with him, so long as he's not sitting on his special chair.

[-] [email protected] 51 points 10 months ago

tbf I'll believe anything anyone says if they're sitting on this bad boy

How does he get on?

[-] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago

What I wanna know is why Games Workshop hasn't sued the Catholic Church for so blatantly ripping off Warhammer 40k.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This one also does kill at least 1000 minds every day, though the husks continue to move around.

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Has to levitate back on. Explains why popes are at least fair at getting a room's vibes.

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[-] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago

On one hand that sounds like hilarious cope, on the other hand it sounds exactly like the kind of arcane rules the Catholic Church would have.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago

ex cathedra literally means "out [from] the chair" but it's a figurative statement that just means "speaking as the holder of this position rather than as a private individual"

[-] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

This phrase in Latin is still commonly used in Poland in exactly this meaning.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

"official acts" by a president vs personal acts

[-] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Wait so a cathedral is just a church with a big chair for like official church statements?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Cathedrals are named for having such chairs, yes.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

He's only God's handpicked representative on Earth when he's on his special chair, otherwise he's just a sparkling priest

[-] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago

📣 he's still transphobic!

[-] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago

the catholic church is trying to get into the growing Christian population in China

[-] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago

Is he moonlighting as a flight attendant?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago
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