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[–] [email protected] 221 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

"Is it possible to buy normal weed in 2024 or is there only shinzo-abe-pack-chernobyl-1000C-hot-knife-sohn-of-a-whore-nirvana-haze which leaves you with a permanent disability?"

you are welcome

and for the germanophones:

"ich verstehe nicht alles hier aber 'shinzo abe pack chernobyl 1000' schiesst wie eine schrotflinte ein loch durch die sprach barriere"

seit willkommen

edith: sorry, hab nix mit flinten zu tun und mach kaum schrott :P

[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 month ago (3 children)

SInce the legalization, I keep getting home-grown weed for free from friends.
Cause you can legally keep 3 plants, but only legally have 50g of dried weed at home. So everyone gives away the surplus after harvesting (which is also illegal, but impossible to control).

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm in Berlin and half of my neighbors have these 3m tall weed plants on their balconies. 3-4 usually, and nobody really cares. I wonder how the winter is going to be when everybody suddenly has half a kilo of weed...

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In Berlin you could smoke weed in front of cops before the legalization.
They've got bigger things to worry about.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Every cop has bigger things to worry about.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

I don’t speak Bavarian?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Let's just say that going to the Netherlands to talk to a Dutch cop would be faster for me than going to Bavaria.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Become the bigger reason

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

The person smoking weed next to me with skin darker than my own, yes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah. I don't mean that. But how is it going to look like in bars when everybody suddenly has hundreds or so grams of weed...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Considering that smoking is usually prohibited in bars, not much different.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm not sure what you mean.
Why would it affect what bars look like?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

They are implying that when faced with the choice of paying €30 for a couple of pints or smoking free weed that many will choose the latter which will impact alcohol sales in bars to a significant degree.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I was joking here a bit, but:

  • A big crowd of people has suddenly a lot of weed.
  • People in Berlin like to go to bars and like to smoke weed (a fact)
  • Suddenly there's a lot more weed, many people more are smoking it either in the bar (allowed in a few places at least in Neukolln) or outside the bar (about every other place outside Neukolln)
  • Fun.

So it was my take on laughing a bit about the winter 2024...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

fuck me.

not telling where i get my shit but i dont get it free and instead it costs a whole fucking lot. main reason why im broke all the time actually...

well fuck me... i dont know how to treat plants good, the clubs cant grow until there exists some sort of training first... bullshit bureaucracy really, and also i dont have any friends who consume or grow...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Try feminized automatic seeds thet eliminates many points of failure, you dont need to ckeck the gender and you can just blast them with 18 hours of light till harvest.

And even if only one plant survives you should still be even

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

yeah well, no idea where to get seeds xD the place i usually go to used to sell them too, but no longer... i wonder why 🤪

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

In the past I ordered here from the Netherlands https://www.zamnesia.com/de

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Anybody can learn to grow plants. It just takes practice and learning. There's a gazillion YouTube videos on gardening and I'm sure there's tons on how to grow weed specifically.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGtYLiV_xP0Q9lkp5AsnnprB5VJaM5Q0q&si=ancwEKW0XvmxRW9B

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought it was only illegal to sell?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nope, also illegal to give away. So you legally have to destroy any surplus.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In a series of small fires

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

bro come help me legally dispose of this weed

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I’m a Germanphobe and you slapping me in the face with all that German was very rude

I’m very scared right now

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

sach ma du pimml, ich zei dir glei germapfobe. !!!111einseinself

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Ty that's actually funny as fk

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

schrottflinte

Schrotflinte, die schiessen Schrot

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

ah ja, danke, passiert wenn man wenig damit zutun hat. spaghettimonsterimhimmelseidank

und ja... die grund annahme sein gegenueber im internet sei maennlich... ich mein, oft genug passte es ja.. alles gut

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

For anyone wondering the removed word is what you call a female dog, an insult to a female person often preceded by "son of a" or an informal way to call a lady working in the red-light district

[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

What an insane thing to just randomly post

~~i love it~~

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Right! Like where they even pull this from and they whose the genius that came up with it.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wait german says kan man like in swedish? The more you know.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kann man auf deutsch so sagen, und auf schwedisch anscheinend auch.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

kan man dansa cancan på dass?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The nordic languages are quite similar to german. Cause they have the same origin (english too) and are geographically quite close to germany. So it just happened that some words are almost the same. I'm pretty sure if you speak German and English you can pretty much understand the context of what people are saying. This of course applies to other language combinations too

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

we building back babel with this one f🔥🔥🔥🔥

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Oh man that weed looks tasty af... 🤤

I need some flower and a blunt wrap; getting bored of dabs.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I really want to grow colourful weed like that, but every time I try, it's just green and doesn't look like the photos on the packaging :c At least it still kicks butt, though :3

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I'm sure whoever grew this wishes they could grow colorful weed like this too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I like to buy a concentrate (usually distillate but any concentrate will work), warm it up under a hot plate until it's nice and gooey, then spread a layer of it over the blunt with my dab tool before lighting up. Gets me as high as I used to get back before legalization, and the stickiness of the concentrate helps the blunt burn more smoothly and evenly.

If your tolerance is as wrecked as mine from too many dabs, you gotta try this. The full-spectrum effect of flower combined with the intensity of a good concentrate is the chef's kiss.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Shinzo Abe because of Fukushima and the Tohoku earthquake/tsunami event, I presume?