I prefer to arrange my electrons like building blocks just like gramma did

My fucking lord I didn’t laugh at any of the parent comments…. But GNU xD

I see mice outside and I’m like “awwwwwwwww”.

I hear about people seeing spiders inside and my pulse rate rises.

ancient lizard brain

I’m with you 100% spiders-wise but wonder if it’s cultural rather than lizard-brained. If I had a kid whom I could convince

• spiders don’t scare me and should not scare you,
• spiders, humans, and dogs are all reasonable animals to have in our home,

then would this kid be down with spiders’ company?

Now this is the kind of ambiguity I need more of

How do you imagine this ends? Does the US become pro-humanity in the next 50 years? 100??

He was doing her a favor so obviously yes jk

And I don’t even know this guy. No way I’d recognize any of these people from a jury box.

who runs

With these knees? I’m known to promenade gingerly online.

When you’re 21 and he’s 30+, the sex is the best you’ll ever have.

I’d love for you to be right. Please elaborate.

We talking USB-C, though?