So? We're already consuming way too much.

Making shit like ultra fast fashion more expensive is the easiest way to reduce consumption.i

As far as I'm aware there's studies confirming this, people are less likely to spend physical money.

Can't quite make an impulsive purchase on the internet when all you've got is cash.

It doesn't work if someone else registered that domain already >:(

Though it is interesting they apparently registered it in 2006. Maybe you stole my domain before I was legally able to.

Many, maybe even most, suicidial people do not think about all of that. It's why some throw themselves in front of a train or jump off a building in daylight despite this causing severe trauma to bystanders.

They are in an acute crisis and for the most part cannot think of anything but ending their life. Whoever will find their corpse is often not a concern whatsoever.

There are ultra long term support Linux kernels though.

Linux 6.12 will be supported until at least 2036 for instance.

It's the same here, but the state can appeak the verdict within a certain short period. The verdict is only final once there is no more room for appeals or the period to make an appeal has passed.

God just might be lazy.

But why would he do that, it's often easier to start from scratch than fix something broken.

It's not much different than starting a new game of SIMS and deleting your old characters.

0% packet loss is really impressive.

How can the caches of intermediate systems even be large enough to presumably store 100 seconds of incoming traffic?

To be honest, DNA is stupid anyway. Worst data format ever invented.

I mean, a single mutation to get sickle cell anemia? Use fucking error correction codes, dammit! No, having everything twice is not error correction. It's only error detection and the detected error is just silently ignored and randomly passed on to your offspring.

Where are the damn backups? 3-2-1 should hold for every data format! How would an offsite backup be designed? I don't know I'm not evolution incorporated.

Why are viruses even a thing??? There is no reason EVER to be able to insert new DNA into your genome. Make it read only! With checksums! Why is there no Denuvo DNA-DRM?

Slightly unrelated but even worse, your immune system is literally only controlled by the equivalent of HTTP. Deactivate completely? Attack everything on sight? No authorization required whatsoever! Just use the public API! Surely nothing could exploit this, right??

Small Edit as a response to everyone mentioning the need to change for evolution:

Maybe, just maybe use a test environment? You don't just push to production the moment you make a change. Move fast and break things my ass. Since women already have the production environment just create a similar structure in men! They already have TESTicles after all.

Note:

He never said that. This quote is from William Pannapacker, a professor of American literature at Hope College in Holland, Michigan.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/werner-herzog-germany-quote/

/*
 * Gets stupidFuckingInteger
 *
 * @returns stupidFuckingInteger
*/
public double getStupidFuckingInteger() {
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}