https://steamdb.info/app/4495510/

They allowed this game on their platform for two weeks and only removed it because the developer requested the removal lol

Plantation Simulator is a simple farming simulator where you motivate friends with kisses to pick your crops! Maintain a beautiful farm by repairing fences to keep friends focused. Choose multiple crops to grow and enhance upgrades to maximize your success!

Slavery simulator is an allowed genre on Steam.

Well yeah, inbreeding is what I meant. Didn't actually know there was a difference.

Still, I've read that many animals prefer not to fuck/breed with relatives. Except some pigeons in cities apparently, they prefer their relatives if Wikipedia and my memory of that article is to be believed.

Better phrasing would've probably been "Lack of sexual interest in family".

The internet absolutely does not have a forever memory. But you can contribute to the internet's preservation by running an Archive Team Warrior.

Can you explain why a bird bonded to you from early childhood would also be sexually attracted to you? To humans in general I could understand but why to you, the "parent"? Are birds less opposed to incest?

Yeah, it has the same vibe as:

"Bernie Sanders proposes bill to give US-Americans 50% stake in military contractors."

I don't bark (for women) 😎

Zahlt die Stadt alleine für Olympia? Oder fördert das Land/der Bund da einiges?

Denn dann würde es Sinn ergeben, so kann man Infrastrukturprojekte finanzieren, die sonst ewig länger dauern würdern. Wie z.B. London deren ehemaliges Industrie-Giftgebiet für Olympia gesäubert und nutzbar gemacht hat.

Many countries do or did something like that already though? Like Peking -> Beijing, Ivory Coast -> Cote d'Ivore, Turkey -> Türkiye and so on.

This is not a train, you do not need to announce your departure.

To be honest, DNA is stupid anyway. Worst data format ever invented.

I mean, a single mutation to get sickle cell anemia? Use fucking error correction codes, dammit! No, having everything twice is not error correction. It's only error detection and the detected error is just silently ignored and randomly passed on to your offspring.

Where are the damn backups? 3-2-1 should hold for every data format! How would an offsite backup be designed? I don't know I'm not evolution incorporated.

Why are viruses even a thing??? There is no reason EVER to be able to insert new DNA into your genome. Make it read only! With checksums! Why is there no Denuvo DNA-DRM?

Slightly unrelated but even worse, your immune system is literally only controlled by the equivalent of HTTP. Deactivate completely? Attack everything on sight? No authorization required whatsoever! Just use the public API! Surely nothing could exploit this, right??

Small Edit as a response to everyone mentioning the need to change for evolution:

Maybe, just maybe use a test environment? You don't just push to production the moment you make a change. Move fast and break things my ass. Since women already have the production environment just create a similar structure in men! They already have TESTicles after all.

Note:

He never said that. This quote is from William Pannapacker, a professor of American literature at Hope College in Holland, Michigan.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/werner-herzog-germany-quote/

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