0% packet loss is really impressive.

How can the caches of intermediate systems even be large enough to presumably store 100 seconds of incoming traffic?

That doesn't really answer why "woman" can be used this way but "man" can't:

• Female writer: ✅
• Woman writer: ✅
• Male nurse: ✅
• Man nurse: ❌

Just build nuclear power plants near the ocean instead, no need to rely on stupid rivers...

Jellyfish-hit French nuclear plant shuts down three reactors

Guess which marine animal can reproduce better in warmer waters by the way.

Does using cat here instead of cp /dev/urandom mydiary.txt already count as cat abuse? 🤔

Anyway I love that we had basically the same idea

yes > no

Damn, can't believe Radio Télévision Luxembourg acquired the rights to Arabic.

Also mich erinnerts ja mehr an ein Passfoto. Aber so ein Möchtegern-sexy kann ich auch ein bisschen rauserkennen.

Das ist aber nicht mal ansatzweise sexy

Why use Joule, just use kg*m²/s².

Square meter kilograms per second per second is even more intuitive.

But more seriously, Wh and kWh is much more intuitive when determining energy consumption of your household. I don't want to calculate how many joules my fridge consumes per day!

To be honest, DNA is stupid anyway. Worst data format ever invented.

I mean, a single mutation to get sickle cell anemia? Use fucking error correction codes, dammit! No, having everything twice is not error correction. It's only error detection and the detected error is just silently ignored and randomly passed on to your offspring.

Where are the damn backups? 3-2-1 should hold for every data format! How would an offsite backup be designed? I don't know I'm not evolution incorporated.

Why are viruses even a thing??? There is no reason EVER to be able to insert new DNA into your genome. Make it read only! With checksums! Why is there no Denuvo DNA-DRM?

Slightly unrelated but even worse, your immune system is literally only controlled by the equivalent of HTTP. Deactivate completely? Attack everything on sight? No authorization required whatsoever! Just use the public API! Surely nothing could exploit this, right??

Small Edit as a response to everyone mentioning the need to change for evolution:

Maybe, just maybe use a test environment? You don't just push to production the moment you make a change. Move fast and break things my ass. Since women already have the production environment just create a similar structure in men! They already have TESTicles after all.

Note:

He never said that. This quote is from William Pannapacker, a professor of American literature at Hope College in Holland, Michigan.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/werner-herzog-germany-quote/

/*
 * Gets stupidFuckingInteger
 *
 * @returns stupidFuckingInteger
*/
public double getStupidFuckingInteger() {
    return stupidFuckingInteger;
}