Most victims were of lower class and didn't own any property though. Like the wave of witch hunts in South Eastern German regions targeting the homeless: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaubererjackl_witch_trials

There wasn't really any primary purpose. Many were done just as a reaction to economic hardship by the general population in mass hysterias without any deeper meaning.

What if the robber returned the wallet they just took with the UNO reverse card inside...?

On paper or in practice? Including the extra time required for lawsuits from nearby residents and environmental groups, protests, etc.?

It's at least something to look at when your train is cancelled and you have to wait an hour for the next one.

It's illegal because it endangers other people. People on bicycles, motorcycles or on foot are particularly vulnerable. People don't expect literal whisks to stick out from the wheels of a car.

Without even knowing which law regulating vehicle specifications is violated, I am positive that the German §1 (2) StVO is already violated:

Anyone participating in traffic must conduct themselves in such a way that no other person is harmed, endangered, or hindered or inconvenienced more than is unavoidable under the circumstances.

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Yup, but you can still get sufficient if you use sun screen and stay away from direct sunlight during noon.

Deliberately tanning is certainly not required to get enough vitamin D (afaik but I'm not a doctor).

Yes, but if you read further it says:

The tan that is created by increased melanogenesis typically lasts for a few weeks or months, much longer than the tan that is caused by oxidation of existing melanin

People usually don't claim to have a tan if they go back to their default skin color three days after their vacation ended, do they?

Fun fact: The only way to get a tan is through increasing your risk of skin cancer:

In the second process, triggered primarily by UVB, there is an increase in production of melanin (melanogenesis),[10] which is the body's reaction to direct DNA photodamage (formation of pyrimidine dimers) from UV radiation.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_tanning

(The first process is generally not what people refer to by tanning)

Remember to always use sun screen folks!

My thought process because I'm stupid:

How to turn on (sexually) a light? Makes no sense

How to turn on (betray) a light? Makes even less sense

Oh.

Please read further. I can't be bothered to quote them all but (almost?) none of what follows after the actually seems genuine. Here's the full Texas one for example:

Actually, Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. I’m from Texas. I once witnessed a guy who took a lady cyclist right of way, nothing much you may say, but I got my gun out and shot a hole in the car’s motor the size of a bowling ball. An eye for an eye, thought him a lesson I tell you. Alas, this altercation was witnessed by the police, and I was arrested for aggravated assault. Seems the female cyclist didn’t have the right of way after all. I write these lines from prison, but I would still vote for Trump in the next election.

You are aware systems are more than the sums of their parts...?

A book is more than the sum of its words.

A painting is more than the sum of its pigments

Music is more than the sum of its sine waves.

This is called emergence and is a very basic principle of - well anything, really. The same building blocks arranged in different ways will result in entirely different new objects.

If you're interested in philosophy, feel free to read a few Wikipedia articles. You're not the first one to ask about the nature of feelings and I am not qualified to have deeper discussions about this topic.