Feed fewer animals and we could easily get by with the loss of a giant chunk of fertilizer.

Well, forged coins are also "real". They can be identical to authentic coins but still be counterfeit.

Position very much matters to planets or else large moons would be planets.

A forged coin isn't money despite seeming like it is at first glance.

That's not that much...?

600 olympic swimming pools store 1,500,000,000 liters.

In the US due to ineffecient water use the average person consumes 300 liters of tap water per day (compared to e.g. the Netherlands with 130 L per person/day).

That's enough water for 5,000,000 person days.

1.5 - 2 liters a day is perfectly fine if you don't just eat dry, salty food. Vegetables contain a ton of water.

Having a SIM card is one of these more pressing problems! Government age verification is very much not one of these when you can't even access the government sites.

No ID = No SIM = No bank account = No insurance = No (legal) job = No housing

All of those require an ID already. Same with your examples - applying for social housing is dependant on you proving your identity via an ID.

This petition isn't about eIDs though, it's about the requirement to use eIDs to access the internet. The eIDs already exist in every single EU member state in case you don't know.

You can't even get a SIM card without ID here. It is mandatory to have one or you can and will be fined.

Seriously, those without ID have much more pressing problems than age verification. Proving citizenship for one.

Who cares? Just rename everything to "American XYZ".

Genuinely, please stop enabling this shit by posting headline after headline of Trump doing Trump-things to stay in the news.

Hier mein menschlicher Versuch ohne die KI-Variante gelesen zu haben:

Selbstgemachte Meme-Werbegrafik für "Gurkolade": Das Bild zeigt eine transparente Wasserflasche mit Gesicht in der mehrere Gurkenscheiben schwimmen. Der Werbespruch oben lautet: "Gurkolade - nicht nur so da". Eine Sprechblase aus der Flasche kommend sagt "Trinksalat". Daneben befinden sich Label mit Aufschriften "95% reines Wasser" sowie "5% reine Gurke". Im Kleingedruckten steht unten: "kaum steuern agrarsubventioniert".

Ein paar Sachen habe ich bewusst ausgelassen - Die genauen Farben der Flasche, des Hintergrunds usw. finde ich bspw. ein wenig irrelevant für den Witz.

Nur für die Haare!

Why would you use his first name as unit name...? I don't recall any unit named after a person's first name.

Canada is in America, depending on your definition of continents.

Check out what other languages call this article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Americas

Nearly all other languages refer to the two landmasses as "America", not "Americas". North America is the northern part of America, South America is the southern part.