Vielleicht ist eine Wasserhose ja nur eine Unterhose?

Das ist immerhin auch eine Entlastung der Rentenkasse. Direkt einen 6-7 stelligen Betrag im Monat gespart.

Wenn wir weiterhin keine Klimaanlagen in Alten- und Pflegeheimen einbauen, könnte das Renteneintrittsalter vielleicht sogar wieder heruntergesetzt werden.

Ich schreib diese Idee direkt Jens Spahn, ich bin mir sicher er wäre begeistert.

You could view cotton notes as providing job opportunities :P

But still: I'd rather waste five times as many cotton notes than have even more plastic going around and being lost. At least lost cotton decays, whereas lost plastic will just stay around forever.

Are you sure?

I couldn't find anything documented about that:

Royal Canadian Mint of Winnipeg: 0 results

Royal Canadian Mint of Ottawa: 0 results

That site is usually fairly accurate. For example, Greek Euro coins in 2002 were minted both in Greece and In Spain/France/Finland (depending on the value) because Greece didn't meete the criteria for a while and was accepted later than other countries, with less time to minr coins. The non-Greece minted coins have a small letter hidden in a star denoting the country they were minted in: E for Spain (España), F for France, S for Finland (Suomi). Take the 2 Euro coin for example: https://en.numista.com/120

75,400,000 were minted in Greece, 70,000,000 in Finland.

Nah, I'm all for cotton for money bills. While they don't last very long, it's better than more plastic shit 100% of the time.

Here you go OP, I hope you enjoy my superior drawing.

I did not have colors or a text tool, so please imagine those were added.

It's an emmm dash.

In hoher Qualität auch für deine Wand!

This is in reference to people during a psychotic break. They behave irrationally and can be extremely hostile. So yes, unstable people running around in the public with knifes should receive psychological help, voluntary or not. Even if we lived in an anarcho-communist utopia these people will not vanish (although there might be fewer cases due to lower stressors) and must be treated.

because doing so would land me in a mental institution

Source? Most (Western) countries have requirements like "Must be in acute danger to themselves or others" to involuntarily commit you. Even self harm, as long as it doesn't put your life at significant risk, is insufficient.

Even suicide prevention hotlines don't send tracking information to emergency services as long as you aren't e.g. telling them you will kill yourself right before hanging up.

The fact you've been having these thoughts for 25 years makes me think you weren't in acute danger for (the vast majority of) that time.

Well, when you hire British comedians to perform a British sketch, the result does turn out to be quintessentially British:

The two-hander sketch was originally written by British author Lauri Wylie for the theatre. After featuring on the stage, the German TV broadcaster, Norddeutscher Rundfunk (NDR), recorded the sketch in 1963 as an 18-minute black-and-white videotape recording, performed in English by British comedians Freddie Frinton and May Warden.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinner_for_One

And the best part is:

The sketch is almost completely unknown in the United Kingdom

(Bitte stellt euch vor, ich hätte "year" mit "day" ersetzt)