androogee

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

In a series of small fires

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Well now my wish is redundant, so... I dunno, a nice meal first?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Oh fuck yeah, spread it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Lich, I said what I said
I'd rather be immortal than dead

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

All Elite Wrestling

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I keep messaging the devs but no response.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Well... He did.

Turns out it didn't matter.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't know, my emotions?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

An older lady was trying to push two carts at the same time out of a warehouse club store. I was just carrying TP by hand, so I offered to push her extra cart.

She called me her bodyguard. I ascended immediately to heaven.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

That man's got a pussy on his head.

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In 1973, at only thirty years old, Jim Croce died in a plane crash. The fifty year anniversary of his passing is coming up in September of this year. I grew up listening to his music, and there's nobody else quite like him.

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