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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

just jerking it with the bros

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago

This is preferable to the libertarian-alert shit that so many musicians around that time were bragging about in their own song lyrics so there's that I suppose.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Crazy common. Be it groupies or.... Even marriage sometimes

[-] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago

Keeping the JO crystal charged was crucial to their success

[-] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

Once Yoko started siphoning energy it was all over

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Damn im surprised someone beat em to the game grumps reference

[-] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

I think mutual, separate masturbation is pretty common among young men actually.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago

...what? guess I wasn't invited because I've never heard of that before

[-] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

happened a few times IRL when i was much younger but iirc nothing to completion, just watching a lil porno with the friends

edit: i guess that means gooning is weird but it's not really that weird

[-] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

Never masturbated with my peers, but every single LAN party I was at had a late-night porn watching, comparing and sharing aspect that was kind of homoerotic in hindsight.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

They invited Eric Clapton but he just kept talking about shrinking someone down and putting them in his ass

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

Imagine what the Beatles goon seshes were like

[-] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

They mostly just spanked their Monkees

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

they went down on their yellow submarines

[-] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

the-boys-lthe-boys-r me and the boys

[-] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

Friends who goon together, stay together

[-] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

Okay so has no one else heard about this silliness before? There is a story I once saw and believed at face value (no idea if its true) that the Beatles would jerk off together and say the names of women they found attractive, and then one of them would drop a bomb and say "Winston Churchill" out loud so that everyone else had the image of Churchill in their head while jerking off.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

anyway is it that unusual to masturbate with friends? i guess for adults but i did that when i was a teen

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

My teen years were so boring apparently =(

[-] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

I suppose jerking it with enemies would somehow be odder. Or something. idk, having been through the nudist hippy circuit it doesn't sound that beyond the pale.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

sicko-hyper Beatlejerk Beatlejerk Beatlejerk

[-] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

i thought this was well known. it was referred to as "The White Album"

gottem.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Good for him, I guess. But why do we need to know about it?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

"He's not even the best cummer in the Beatles"

[-] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

This means we have an eyewitness account of John Beatle beating his ~~spouse~~ dick

[-] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Whomst among us?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

not remotely surprising news

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago
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