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[-] [email protected] 66 points 10 months ago

ℑ𝔱 𝔦𝔰 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫 𝔫𝔬𝔴. 𝔓𝔩𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔢 𝔡𝔬 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔦𝔰𝔱.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Lꫀׁׅܻtׁׅ'꯱ׁׅ֒ ᧁׁꫀׁׅܻtׁׅ ꯱ׁׅ֒℘ᨵׁׅᨵׁׅƙׁׅ֑ᨮ꫶ׁׅ֮

[-] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago

I for one endorse September-Ween full throatedly, if I have to listen to Christmas music from November to January, everyone else can deal with an expanded spooky season.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

Spirit Halloween isn't a costume store, it's home decor lol

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

It’s got nothing on the big box hardware stores now.

Ever since the 10 foot skeleton happened things have been nuts.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Can we just extend it in the other direction? Like from Oct 31 to Dec 24?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Halloween-Thanksgiving crossover is the holiday I've needed all my life.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

The Nightmare Before Thanksgiving... where Jack goes into the turkey tree!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I love it-- Maybe it can be memed into existence!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Thus began the Hallowsgiving/Thanksoween Wars...

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

All the way through Decemberween

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Let's just make it the full year.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Sure thing, Al.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Would you be ok with a limited spooky season if it came with a ban (enforced by the death penalty, no trial), on Xmas music outside of a 36 hour window starting at noon on Xmas eve?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yes. In fact, I would give them 2 week pre-christmas for Christmas music if I can have 2 weeks of true spooky season.

And that's as a former retail worker that has been driven to the point of insanity by Mariah Carey.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

The girl in the window looks so pleased with herself lol

[-] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Looks like a lil ghost to me

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Yeah that's why I said that lmao. Do you just leave a comment for every little thought you have? No attempt at perpetuating or improving the conversation??

[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

I finally got a 12 foot skeleton but our stupid HOA doesn't allow Halloween decorations before 10/1. I think I need a festive fall outfit for it so I can say it's not Halloween, it's just seasonal.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago

You should try to play politics with your HOA so you can dismantle it form the inside.

Side note to anyone reading this, don't fucking buy a house with an HOA

[-] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Side note to anyone reading this, don't fucking buy a house with an HOA

Fun fact: lots of city and county governments either mandate or highly encourage HOAs for new subdivision developments. This is mostly because they love abdicating their responsibility to maintain infrastructure for low-density parcels that will never generate enough tax revenue to pay for it, but in some cases could also be for the traditional reason HOAs exist (to facilitate racism and classism).

In other words, most homebuyers will essentially be forced into an HOA simply because most homes are encumbered by them.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Maybe that will help the housing market crash? Idk I'm not an economist

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

What would help is zoning reform to increase density, both so that more housing would be allowed to exist in the places people want it, and so that the infrastructure serving it would be efficient enough for those local governments to remain financially solvent.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

But I don't wanna live in a densely populated area! I wanna live in a predominantly white suburb built on top of a large deforested area with an enormous grass lawn I will never use!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

That's "fine*," if you're willing (and able) to pay the full cost of the infrastructure to maintain it and the real fair market value of the land. But the entitled NIMBY welfare queens who whine about such things invariably aren't capable, let alone willing, which is why they're demanding the government subsidize their privilege in the first place.

And the even more fucked-up part is that, because of how ubiquitous the automaker, oil industry, and racism-fueled "American dream" propaganda has been over the last century, they often don't even realize how ridiculous their position actually is!

(* except for the racist part)

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

The opposite may help, at least.

A crash in home prices may motivate folks to go door to door to gather the votes needed to dissolve their HOA and raise their property values by the amount that the HOA reduces them.

The reduction isn't dramatic today, because while everyone hates HOAs few neighborhoods have disovled their HOA.

But it could gain ground rapidly, with the folks in neighborhoods that don't dissolve their HOAs stuck with properties that sell for substantially less money.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Hard no. My day job is in government and I cannot take one more meeting in my life. I've attended some of the HOA meetings and they were actually worse than pretty much every meeting I have at work, because they last forever and the stakes are so stupid.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

They putting the decos up in fuckin' august while bitching about "Christmas Creep"

[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

My sample size of this is very small but most the people I know that go hard decorating for Halloween are the same people putting up Christmas decorations in early November.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

You're gd right. Halloween is not a religious exclusionary holiday.

[-] [email protected] -1 points 10 months ago

The holiday that showed up because of it being the day before All Saint's Day isn't religious?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

The holiday about spooky things and kids dressing up and getting candy is not religiously exclusionary no. Christmas' origins were not, either, but we're not talking about the origins of these holidays, we're discussing them in their current form, so go be a pedant on some other thread. I'm sure there's plenty where the pedantry could actually be relevant to the conversation taking place.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

It sounds more like you're just looking for reasons why your capitalist holiday is somehow more pickme acceptable than the other capitalist holiday.

You're not quirky and unique because you like candy more than presents.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Wtf are you talking about? Are you that hard up for an argument? Lemmy.ml is thataway. Anyway I'm Jewish and have been my whole life so the three months of Christmas in America made me feel extremely isolated and excluded as a kid, but I actually got to participate in Halloween. You can try and invalidate the experience of millions of non-christian non-white Americans but that doesn't make you quirky and unique, either. No one is thinking "wow this dude is so smart!" for pointing out the capitalist undertone that's shared by literally every holiday in western society. Now do kindly fuck off.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I was ready for summer to end after the first 2 weeks; eternal autumn! 🌬️🍁🍂

[-] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

You'd love the southern hemisphere of Mars then. After areoforming, of course.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

At this point I'm almost expecting to see banners to "Christmas 2025 sales".

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Don't go to hobby lobby

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I'm confused, is there supposed to be some sort of problem with what he's seeing?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

We're late getting halloween decor.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I really dig those giant skeletons. They're fun.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Looks good to me!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

https://youtu.be/GZouV0nzGxE?si=of2RnE5jHXVSjRO_

No, but for real. Halloween can't come soon enough!

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