"You should go to reddit" is an unpopular opinion around here.
Reheating seafood and chewing it open-mouthed.
I like anchovies on pizza.
Think they're dumb enough to fall for it again?
He does not look well in that photo. It'd be a shame if he shat himself to death before the midterms...
"My invention might cause the extinction of the species. But before that happens, I need another yacht."
Batty saved some fruit juice for later.
You're not wrong, we just love them anyway.
There's two ways to go extinct - by coming to a sudden stop or by gradually changing over time until you're no longer recognisable as the same species.
They'd be so much cooler if they followed their boss's example.
Last week a teenage store clerk asked if I needed my purchases carried to my car.
I didn't, because the question caused me to crumble to dusk.
My wife has the same size neck as our dog
🤨 How did you discover this?