Maybe I don't want it faster and cleaner...
Then I choose the pistol (given the name Rimpoche by an AI Bhudda) from Redrobe by Jon Courtenay Grimwood. It provides target identification, auto-aim and sarcasm.
One of the Lazy Guns from Against A Dark Background by Iain M. Banks. Point at target. Pull trigger. Target is destroyed in some ridiculous way, like having a piano fall on it.
But don't point it at the sun. It doesn't like that.
I'll take some garlic knots, thanks. Next time's on me.
Especially if they use it to ask for steak well done.
Just lately - one fried egg, salt, nothing else. It's basic, but it's what I'm enjoying.
What am I going to see if I click that link?
Alphonse Bentley McChicken.
This is fun.
Isn't that because human computer technology was based on reverse-engineering a downed alien scout ship?
The original script (ironically written by the screenwriter who did the Catwoman script) was a much better movie. You can blame this on Executive Fuckery.
Ah, but you're forgetting - that only happened because the trained cartographer with the 3D mapping drones... got them lost.