There's a completely different set of assumptions outside the US.
Canadian, British, Australian and New Zealand.
No. I live in New Zealand, we don't have any native tree-dwelling mammals. A few uninvited ecological pests like Australian possums. We ask them politely, but firmly, to leave.
I haven't got a joke, how about a tongue twister?
"When a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, there's a packet pocket socket racket error to report."
Invest it in companies positioned to take advantage of a glut of server RAM hitting the market in about 18 Months.
At the bottom of a flooded cave. Cave-divers can do everything right and still die in a hole.
They were paid (at least partly) in beer. Truly an enlightened civilisation. 😉
I think I speak for all of us when I say please log off the internet forever.
People seem to have strong feelings about Wattpad. What did they do?
Let's not go to extremes, now.
Burning them dead would be just as good.