They didn't hear you, Argentina. Better shake your fist sternly at them again.
I hate living in the timeline where I have to read half the article before making up my mind on whether this is satire.
Edit: Oh, there's a warning. Good call.
I can relate. You make a throwaway comment about how your wife doesn't let you come with her to the hardware store because you'll inevitably staple a finger to a display stand and someone always always replies to harrumph about wasting staples you obviously don't plan to buy*.
*Example only. Srsy guys.
"What are we looking at?"
My guess is that if you're in such a bleak frame of mind that you're considering suicide, your artistic creativity is also at its lowest point.
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Like sortition? Not the worst system.
"Siri, play the world's smallest violin."
"Okay. Searching Pornhub for 'ball violence' videos."
"...forget it."
The other possibility is that plenty of analysts, historians, cultural advisors, etc know exactly how things work and what's going on but he doesn't listen to them because they're 'little people'.
The sooner we eat this guy the better.
“Everyone knows you can’t learn math unless you have an abacus!”
I know this is an exaggeration for emphasis... but people who learn the abacus method are faster and more accurate at basic addition.
I don't try to justify my existence. No-one needs to earn a right to be.
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...at least they determined what he died of before making his corpse bread.