In return I cast Permanently Itchy Butthole.
"Hey, what's this white stuff bubbling up from underground near all this mining waste? I think I'll taste it..."
If I hadn't somehow clicked right on it when enlarging the pic, I never would have seen it.
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Brussels, anchovies, kimchi and mushrooms. Never tried liver. I'll have to put it on my list.
Distance - Cake.
No. There are so many productive ways you could spend your time instead.
I have a painting of the Australian desert that belonged to my mother. It's banished to the second bedroom because it's got a thick coating of nicotine, but I plan to have it cleaned some day.
For the future generations... it just seemed funny at the time.
Movie theatres.
That used to be the way. Why'd it change?
Not even the good Terminator. The future is a robot skeleton humping a parking meter.
I was staying in a motel for an overnight trip. I'm a light sleeper and I got woken up by the sound of someone very quietly turning the door handle. I'd locked it, obviously, so they couldn't open it. They figured that out and spent five minutes trying to wrench/kick it open before giving up and leaving.
So that was unsettling.