I deemed this image important enough to post an break my lurking streak. How we all doing?
None of these words are in the bible
None of these words are in the dictionary, either, goddamn. What the fuck is this post even saying?
I love that "Skibbidy Ohio Rizz" is being portrayed as Gen Alpha slang, but the only people I see using it are parents mocking their children who respond with "what the fuck mom"
I skibbied too close to the toilet and melted the wax ring. Now I have to go to home depot
It's rap beef between white children.
Kid looks so uncomfortable trying to project confidence.
The rizzler is a guy? I thought it was a play on The Riddler and Rizz, like, an idea, a platonic ideal not a person
The Rizzler is a guy (a kid, to be particular), but the riddler + rizz combination came first, he got the name from the meme
a rizzler is wot a inglish bloke rowls a spliff wif innit
Reminded me of Rinzler from Tron: Legacy
No, I veto this. I use my veto. Veto. I declare a veto. This has been veto'ed.
As opposed to Vito'ing which would mean my uncle comes and critiques your pasta sauce
but vito, I really thought the tarrragon was a good idea
extremely important cultural moment
Much of Chapo's early success was roasting terrified old men writing newspaper columns about the inscrutable things kids were allegedly doing these days.
He gets his bitches at Costco and you know he buys in bulk
i should not have watched that 
I have no idea what compelled me to listen to this
it was supposed to be funny. it should have been funny. why wasn't it funny 
Seriously tho why are pre teens playing Yank football
American Football is a de-facto relgigion. Not in any kind of sarcastic way, it is a core component of social life and holds a sacred and holy status in many rural parts of the us south and midwest. It's the cornerstone around which the social world is arrranged. It's far more important to them than a little traumatic brain injury.
The inevitable cte will be worth it when it pays for college
the american people are not intellectual, to put it mildly
OKAY NOONE ELSE IS DOING THE DIRTY WORK HERE
But I listened to Rizzard if Oz and I can't see how its a diss of the Costco Guys. Its just a really bad, weird, auto tuned mess of bars summarizing to "Im him, I get baddies".
WHERE IS THE BEEF?
Jacob sartorius walked so baby gronk could rizz
Curtains for Zoosha
This can't be real, can it? It has the same layout as someone making a stock "cool guy" character in the 80s or something.
oh hey maurice how you been?
P good, got a decent job, moved in with my gf almost a year ago now. Haven't been posting as much, but is what it is I suppose lol 
fuckin crushing it i remember when u were just a lil college freshman my maurice all growed up proud o u
Not to quote family dad or whatever but oh my God who the hell cares 
A beef between the whitest kids you've ever seen. 
Skibidi shit
mother of god why do people turn autotune up that high it sounds like cat shit wrapped in dog shit
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
