Harris' FDA is staging the listeria outbreak to stop you from consuming meat (hexbear.net)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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And more than the meat is the delicious worms within. The worms will set you free. They will make you stronger. Communists are afraid of your powerful symbiotic relationship with nature. They don't want you to have gains.

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago

I LOVE THE WORM AND THE WORM LOVES ME

[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

WHAT WAS, WILL BE; WHAT WILL BE, WAS

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

GRAVITY IS DESIRE. TIME IS SIGHT

[-] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

Make sure to rebel by eating plenty of raw bear meat

[-] bdonvr 20 points 11 months ago

Yeah but then I'll have to drive like 17 hours to dump the carcass in Central Park

[-] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

Thank you, RFK jr, for this important message

[-] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

RFK's brain worm, is that you?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

There is no longer a separation between the worm and myself, we have joined in glorious symbiosis.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

love to puke and shit myself into a meningococcal coma

[-] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

nicholson-yes

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

drink your whale juice

[-] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I read this post and got super angry for 20 seconds until I realised that it was a joke.

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