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[-] [email protected] 49 points 9 months ago

thesis: California is worst

antithesis: Texas is worst

synthesis: Yankkkees are the worst and those are the two largest subdivisions of them

[-] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago

every kind of american is the most annoying person but they're up there

[-] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Floridians at least have that wacko redneck charm to them.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Don’t forget the gusano contingent

[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Gusanos, elderly, rednecks and Scientologists all packed into a drained swamp land full of gators... probably fine

"It's sugar, man!"

[-] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago

After 40+ years in California, specifically around the "nice" part of it that tech bazingas flocked to and gentrified since the 90s, I can say...

If they're not the most annoying, they are definitely up there with smug insufferable emptiness that is stuffed with treats and fad-chasing. Ever meet a woman whose personality was "yoga, wine, and tormenting retail/restaurant workers?" Ever meet a man whose personality was "bibeo bame and P R E S T I G E T V?"

Strong contenders for annoying people contests.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

After 40+ years in California

UlyssesT is Californian, the hypothesis is reinforced!

jk ulysses this is meant in well intended jest, I'm on the pro-UlyssesT postin' train

[-] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

The ribbing is well received... and maybe well deserved.

It may take years for all of that second-hand wine country snobbery and liberal pretentiousness to fully wash out. sweat

[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

second-hand wine country snobbery and liberal pretentiousness

I've never thought that of your posts, imo I think you just have an energy and intensity that might rub some people the wrong way sometimes, but that's okay because it's just you being you and not vibing with their vibes, it's not an annoying thing or something to overly think over and feel bad about. Can't please everyone, so whatever, haters

again, i think you're a valuable addition to the site and I'm glad you're back postin', although I hope that isn't at the expense of your touch-grassy intentions when you engaged in your recent Long Log-Off

[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

I appreciate the vote of confidence.

although I hope that isn't at the expense of your touch-grassy intentions

Sometimes it can be, I admit! Fortunately, this is an easygoing time at the moment (which is why I decided to log in again recently), but I better not get too addicted to posting. It may take hold of me, and I would resent its absence.

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago

Texans. I say this as a dumbass from Texas.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

The only time I actually felt judged for being from bum fuck nowhere was when talking to a Californian. They reek of holier than thou

[-] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

I got judged by a San Franciscan for being from Chicago.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Overheard californian family in Chicago talking about the great lakes "well they're nice but they're no ocean"

noelle-choke

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

that has been my experience everywhere i've lived because i grew up in a flyover state that most americans probably can't even point out on a map

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

death to (and I cannot stress this enough) ALL of America

[-] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

I met a lot of people from a lotta places in the US. I met a lot of people from Texas. maybe a half dozen of them weren't in dire need of an ass kicking.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

Florida seems worse

[-] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

All American's are fairly equally annoying.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

I'm from Ohio, we literally gave you JD Vance, what more do you want from us to prove that we are the actual worst? couch-fucking competitions at the state fair? MORE sanctimonious lectures? piles of corncobs and cholesterol?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Ohio gave us the perfected version of this meme at least.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

You could be from the state that gave the American electoral system Sarah Palin.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I've lived in many states and ohio is the worst one.. it's more redneck than actual rural farm states like the dakotas

[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Is Ohio known for hot couches, or is that another place?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

and that god awful chili

[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

spouse & I agree on this placement of Skibidi

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

maybe, but definitely the most self-centered you'll find anywhere

people in CA literally act as if they're the only person who exists in the whole world, all the time, by default

[-] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

California has the most annoying yuppies, but not the most annoying overall.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

Yes. It's partially the accent but everything else doesn't help.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

one of my clients has a contract with a guy out there and we always give him shit for his accent by doing that cartoonish snl skit voice. "Just get on the 101 and let it drop you off where you belong!"

[-] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Do not get on the 101. It has traffic jams at 3 AM.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Not up here (Eureka) it doesn't!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

My bad, I forgot there was a California outside of LA

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Some of the most annoying people in the world are Californians, but in my own experience they're statistical outliers and should not be counted.

Otherwise "most annoying people" is such a broad, non-specific category that you could make a case for basically any group of 2 or more people being the most annoying. I'm personally annoyed by Seppophilic Norwegians and by Seppos in Norway, and I doubt anybody else is gonna mention those types of people.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Speaking as a Californian

Yes

[-] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Yeah. The accent is the worst. And if you meet one outside of America you are guaranteed to have found a particularly ripe specimen

[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Repeat after me:

"Melk."

"Pellow."

[-] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

I just got back from Oregon, and that was pretty annoying. Maybe Oregon is just a moon of California so it doesn't really count to treat them as separate phenomena.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Depends on if it's the Portland side, or out east where it's mostly a bunch of Idaho-adjacent white supremacists

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

No, I am the most annoying person

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

God, I hope so!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Aha so like where is minneapolis? Is that a state or a cityy

[-] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I mean, I can't judge, if I'd not seen one with me eyes...

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