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Nah I dislike you just as much. Was lincoln a tankie?

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Fuck.

I really WAS looking forward to blocking you. AND you didn't give me a good reason not to. BUT,

the more I think about it, the more I find myself liking your question and feel myself WANTING to explore it.

At first, I asked myself if I could say "yeah, actually" but clearly THAT would be untrue - and not just for the reason that battle tanks weren't even invented yet at the time, but because even though lots of people hurl the word "tankie" around as a blanket insult with no real meaning, I'm instead actually honestly trying to mean something specific - It's not JUST killing your own people because they oppose you politically (using the figurative "you" here, not the literal you). It's the amount of intentional civilian casualties.

When people take up arms for a cause, they're self-selecting into the combat role, after all. Executing a planned, organized attack upon a government's assets is not a civilian behavior. It's either the behavior of an enemy (to said government) soldier or the behavior of a criminal. It's not innocent. The rebels in the American civil war were certainly not innocent bystanders.

What characterizes it would have to be the intentional and systematic slaughter of non-combatant civilians who were not engaging in battlefield maneuvers.

While this DID apparently happen in the American civil war, contributing to the civilian death toll of some 50,000 people, it was largely the actions of general Sherman, who unilaterally chose, regardless of actual orders, to burn entire cities.

I can't speak for you, obviously, but if a group exhibits all the behavioral phenomenon we presently associate with, say fascism, EVEN IF the actions and events concerned occurred before fascism was ever recognized or named, illuminating these behavioral facets by CALLING it "fascism" still possess communicative utility. Maybe meet half way and call it proto-fascism.

Likewise, if one were to call Gen. William Tecumseh Sherman's actions during the American Civil War "proto-tankie", I'd be hard pressed to honestly disagree with them.

When it comes to the defining incidents of the term, though - the Prague Spring - the "rebellion" didn't declare war, they merely elected someone the Soviets didn't like, and for that, 165,000 troops and just over 4,600 tanks were dispatched and nearly ALL the resulting casualties were civilians, even with the elected leader of the time telling the civilians NOT to resist for the sake of their safety. Thankfully the number of civilian casualties were relatively few, with less than a hundred murdered and only just over 250 severely wounded.

The other oft-cited incident, the Hungarian Revolution of 1956, actually featured armed insurgency and makes no distinctions clear enough regarding how many of the ~3,000 Hungarian casualties exactly were armed, organized, and mobilized, so I for one hold it in less critical a light than what Sherman did in the American Civil War.

When it comes to what Petro Poroshenko did in Ukraine, he actually admitted on video that he intended to make civilians suffer and fear for their lives, to make children cower in basements, in order to coerce compliance from them. Them, meaning, people who didn't even declare any intention to pick a fight with his administration in the first place! Punishing them for the "crime" of merely living in the same municipal area as alleged insurgents.

If you don't want to call it "tankie", fine.

But this IS a pattern of politically motivated state sponsored brutality that DOES recur throughout history and whatever you DO choose to call it deserves to be named, shamed, and blamed for giving Russia any justification whatsoever to "protect civilians" in the Donbas region by invading Ukraine.

In short, Lincoln wasn't a tankie, but Sherman may have been a proto-tankie.

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[–] [email protected] 133 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Likewise, if one were to call Gen. William Tecumseh Sherman's actions during the American Civil War "proto-tankie", I'd be hard pressed to honestly disagree with them.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago

:john-brown: tank

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago

Post it in feedback, this is one of the times it actually deserves to be added

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[–] [email protected] 111 points 1 year ago (5 children)

10/10 bit, but also looking over their post history I feel like this is probably a teenager with no real beliefs. They said Ukraine went "Tankie Mode" by killing civilians in Donbas when someone told them about it lmao.

Comrade Zelensky, welcome to the revolution zelensky-painleft-unity-2stalin-gun-2

[–] [email protected] 89 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Adding more evidence that “tankie” is meaningless vibes-based “woke” for libs.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Tankie is when you kill your OWN PEOPLE and the more of your OWN PEOPLE you kill, the more tankier it is.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

Wait so Khrushchev was not a tankie since he wasn't Hungarian?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

Damn, so like the Philidephia Police in the summer of 1985 were tankies? cringe

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

Zelensky will look like harold-manic when he's 60

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Considering Lincoln suspended Habeus Corpus and used violence to win the civil war and issued the emancipation proclamation and said Labor is Prior To and Superior To Capital, yes, Lincoln was a tankie, at least by contemporary bazinga-brained standards.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

A contemporary of and familiar with a fella named Karl Marx as well. Maybe you’ve heard of him.

editPreviously contained “pen pal” which is more accurately described in the comments below.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It's not JUST killing your own people because they oppose you

HE KILLED HIS OWN PEOPEE

What characterizes it would have to be the intentional and systematic slaughter of non-combatant civilians who were not engaging in battlefield maneuvers.

I just learned that every military since 1850 is tankies. Nobody tell this guy about "Total War" it might break his fragile brain.

How did we get from crushing one revolt in the 50s to this? I guess some people really buy in to America's "precision munitions" bullshit.

Also that they wrote this bullshit without mentioning the systematic and deliberate murder of hundreds of thousands of civilians in Yemen by the US and Saudi during the same time period as the Ukraine war is just, like... What the entire fuck?

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Liberals are learning to post walls of text? I'm scared.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago

I'm calling for a total and complete shutdown of all posts and comments on lemmy until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago

Even though the liberal ended up being a liberal in the end, I think you made this liberal do more self-crit than they've ever done. They're never going to shake the feeling that Lincoln might be a tankie. I'm kind of impressed at the genius behind such a simple question.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (1 children)

no more half measures walter

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago

Waltuh was a tankie

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (2 children)

'Was Lincoln a Tankie?' – the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago

Tankie is when you kill part of the civilian population. And the more civilians you kill the more tankie you are. That's why the US was giving lists to the indonesian army of suspected communists to kill. That's why Victor Jara along with other Chilean leftists were tortured and killed by the military dictatorship. That's why the Silent Holocaust was carried out in Guatemala. It's because the US is "tankie."

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey libs question. Is this cat a tankie: meow-tankie

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Per the 5th image here, apparently the answer is yes.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

12 year old v*ush (🤮) fans trying to explain why fighting against slave owners makes you a "tankie": morshupls

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Imagine thinking Sherman did anything wrong at all. (Edit in his march to the sea).

Edited : forgot all about his post civil war evil (which a lot of the union generals did).

Stalin shouldn't have stopped at Berlin, and Sherman shouldn't have stopped at the sea.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sherman was one of the most important leaders in the genocide of Indigenous Americans in the last half of the 19th century.

I was gonna post the "Arson Locomotive" meme but it doesn't feel right. I didn't realize that Sherman was in charge of the whole westward expansion program on the military side. : |

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (3 children)

On September 23, 1868 General William T. Sherman wrote to his brother Senator John Sherman from the headquarters of the Military Division of Missouri. In his letter Sherman discussed the ensuing struggles between the United States Army and the Plains Indians and expressed some of his thoughts on how best to deal with the situation. Many of these thoughts appear to point to one thing: Total War

Sherman should've marched straight into the ocean.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago

This is why we have john-brown but not :Sherman:

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

Pretty much.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

Yeah I forgot about the dark half of literally 90% of civil war union generals in the postwar era.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The Radio War Nerd series on the American Civil War has opened my eyes to one thing that frankly should have been obvious to me earlier: the regular union army had to drag their leadership to take any truly aggressive action against the rebels.

All the union leadership went to the same war colleges as the rebel leadership, Sherman included. The Union side tried acting chivalrous for years while the Rebels spit in their faces. As a result, several more years of useless bloodshed passed. It was General Grant who convinced Sherman the March tot he Sea was the way to go. Sherman was the last guy in the Union army to realize that the Rebels were not going to just come to their senses by themselves.

JOHN BROWN, ON THE OTHER HAND SHOULD HAVE HATCHED A BETTER PLAN TO FREE THE SLAVES JB-shining-aggro

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

I've said it before and I'll say it again: if the North had done what it should have after the war, it would've made the Great Purge look like a Sunday picnic.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago

This is the biggest jesse-wtf I have ever seen

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

CTRL + F "Lakota" -> 0 hits

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

do they actually mean anything in particular by "systematic" in this case, or is it just the lib brain word-associating every Atrocity with the Nazi holocaust?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Sherman should have turned around when he hit the sea and marched all the way to Texas

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