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[–] [email protected] 101 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Thanks for this island of cute happiness among all the doom and gloom. This is nice.

[–] [email protected] 100 points 2 months ago

That's within the ball park of as good as it gets.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 2 months ago

Wholesome af

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Is she just being nice or what's the deal?

Genuine question

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago

Tbh, She's probably from Canada and just bring polite.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

She probably likes him, unlike most 4chan stories this seems like a date that both parties agreed to.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

It still could be fake and gay?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Fake? Possibly. Gay? Absolutely

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

The entire universe is fake and gay. Nothing that happens actually happens. Once you realize these facts, you are free.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Absolutely gay. She obviously likes dick, ergo holding hands with a dick lover = GAY.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

i love that video

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

So if that's the happiest moment of his in the last decade, he probably didn't end up with her. Ouch.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

either that or he posted it on the same day it happened

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What about you?

I had some surprisingly amazing grilled brined tofu on a bed of mashed peas in 2014. Most surprising because I hate tofu and peas.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do have the recipe by any chance?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, this was a restaurant meal. I did try to replicate it once in my own kitchen, but I don't remember exactly what I did and it wasn't very good anyway.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Aww too bad.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

She rubs my hand between hers, and sets it on her lap

My expectation when I was reading this:

"She rubs my hand between hers, and sets it on fire"

Probably due to the formatting in anon's greentext.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Holy cow. I have that image

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I'm curious now. What does the full resolution version of that image look like? It must be a desktop background from one of the windows versions or something.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That's the image I got. I actually had something else, (oops) but it looks similar. I don't know if Lemmy lets me post the whole image. I don't know if it's the original either, but I used this as a desktop background for years. I ditched it on the upgrade to 4k. Size is 1.2 MB

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Cherish that memory Anon!