That's enough budget for a whole ass R&D project and team. Can this ring shoot lasers or steer a helicopter or something?

Absolutely. The short version: Chest freerzers are way more efficient because the cold air doesn't "fall out" as soon as you open them.

Just shooting rich people into space (and letting them return) for no particular reason is dumb enough. We really don't need you to make it even dumber.

I love that he didn't even give a hint. The other person might have gone about teir day being happy to have helped.

Step one: Have a shitton of money to buy property to rent out.
Oh, you don't have enough money? Hhm, have you tried not being poor?

Billionaires were a mistake. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Tell me you work in the US without telling me you work in the US.

Thanks for this island of cute happiness among all the doom and gloom. This is nice.

In case you are serious: It's probably not.
When you're not careful with parallel processing / multithreading, you can run into something called a "race condition", where results of parallel computations end up in the wrong order because some were finished faster than others.
The joke here is that whoever "programmed" this commic is bad at parallel progmming and got the bubbles in the wrong order because of that.
The image makes perfect sense if you read it in the order 3, 1, 2.

I am not 100% convinced that this is satire...
Gumbies isn't real... Right?

Do golfers do anything themselves? Like, they have people to hand them the clubs, cart to drive (or be driven) around in and now they can't even take their own beer with them for their long and soo uncomfortable travels in the green desert?

I mean the video didn't just "accuse" him, it showed actual evidence and a metric fuckton of it.