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The only mention of communism I've seen on dating apps was a guy saying tankies were racist and not to bother him if you're a communist. I want a communist (or an anarchist who isn't anti communism) bf or gf. Imagine lying down to someone and watching them read theory. Hnn... heart-sickle

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'll be everyone's commie partner. Hexbear is now all dating me.

Where are we going for dinner tomorrow?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not sure I'm poly. :( I'd like to eat some ass tomorrow, thank you. UwU

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm out of silly replies so i got nothing here. Good luck comrade!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lets go eat the rich tomorrow ?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

What time? I'll wear my best dress

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I met and am currently dating an awesome vegan leftist gf, we've met up in person a few times and plan on moving in together! Been dating a while, and its been great comfy

@[email protected] Love you, you're great heart-sickle

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

y'all are adorable i'm gonna sob

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Tyvm its been lovely, and I wish you luck in your own hopes to find someone stalin-heart

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm gonna turn you from a volcel into a volbf. sicko-charging

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I NEED BACK UP I'M BEING OVERWHELMED NOOOOO SAVE ME DPRK SOLDIERS dprk-soldier dprk-soldier dprk-soldier

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They will be your bridesmaids. >:3

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

they would never, weddings and love aren't allowed in North Korea yeonmi-park checkmate evil tankie!!!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

I swam from North Korea to Japan because Kim didn't let me marry my Roblox gf

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

In North Korea, love for another person is banned because it's an obstacle to having love for Kim Jong-Un.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

thank you Comrade Kamala, you are one of the Vanguards most dedicated Volcels zoidberg saluting 1

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

🤨📸 horny and lonely outside of main?

I'm sorry this is unnaceptable.

Also I feel you :sadness:

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (4 children)

i wish i had even a platonic friend that liked to read at all, let alone specifically leftist theory. i feel like a smug redditor for saying this but the intellectual loneliness is absolute in this barren wasteland suburban hell alienation farm. all anyone wants to do is drink and/or watch youtubers react to shitty reality tv shows. i'm sick of being the only one that knows what fucking words mean, of being the only one that knows anything about history or how to look into sources critically. of being the only person with artistic opinions beyond "i liked the most recent slop". Organize you say? we can't even organize a fucking D&D game that doesn't fizzle out after 3 sessions. i've already found the 2 non-country-music-enjoyers (i.e. non-racists) in the tri-state area (it seems like) and they are already in a relationship together. every girl that ever talked to me or seemed slightly cool already had someone, and the boy i was with for a short time didn't last and moved on to someone hotter (and younger, and without a pesky y chromosome). i just want to fucking die, i feel like an interdimensional prisoner in a libido-based torture system. my existence consists of the comforts of unearned privilege and personal mediocrity. i've been too busy trying to cope with existing in this hellscape to develop any skills, i can't get a job that's not app-based, i'm too fucking tired all the time (despite not having a job) to exercise so i fell like crap about my body constantly, i've failed to put enough time or effort into any of the creative endeavors i have attempted so far, and it all adds up to me not having a very charismatic personality that others want to be around. and without money or the skills to make it there is no escape. i am literally just waiting for my parents to die, and then i might have enough money from selling the house to barely survive another 10 years. i don't want to feel that way about my parents. i feel like absolute shit complaining about any of this while other people struggle just to eat every day, while i have access to treats (high fructose corn syrup and heartburn) and a house i don't pay rent for. i feel like i wouldn't survive long in most people's lives, i'm barely avoiding self fedposting as it is. materially comfortable but maximally alienated. i've never had access to mental health services but i've thought about self fedposting basically every day for my entire life (30 years) and no one i've ever told about this irl has really cared, they just look slightly uncomfortable and go quiet or change the topic. its not like anyone could do anything about it, if i went to therapy they would just gaslight me about politics and tell me to pull myself up harder by my own bootstraps. I pray for the day chinese hypersonic missiles come to liberate me and everyone around me from this mortal coil. i am a shrivelled zombie of disgust and hatred.

anyway back to pretending to be normal

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

it sounds like i'm joking but have you tried like going to events at your local library?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Start a book club! They're great!

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I found a commie boifriend and can confirm is good, if onyl we didn't live an ocean apart. This will change sometime.

@[email protected] I love youuuuu trans-heart trans-heart heart-sickle stalin-heart

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The fist guy I had a crush on , turned out to be a marxist leninist , I was relieved to know that i chose better !

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well he didnt like me in return ! So idk 😰

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

None of my crushes ever licked me back either. I meant liked but I'll leave this in, because it's also true. meow-hug

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He licked me back a number of times tho 😌 and themks !

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Lucky you then indeed!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Well they don't know who they missed out on bcuz ur hella cute lmao

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

I want a commie to date

Don't we all? soviet-bottom

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

I put the commie whistles in my dating profiles but I always end up deleting the apps after a day or so because I get paranoid and depressed debord-tired unfortunate!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

then you came to the wrong place! hexbears got no game

idk maybe it depends on what apps you're on and what city you're in. near me there's a pretty solid population of lefty singles. that's no guarantee that they're all otherwise dateable, but they pass the ideology test.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

I put that I'm a communist on my profile, and I've found some MLs and anarchists to date. We're out here.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Yea... yea

Don't even know where to meet like-minded socialists for platonic association except online. The West does not support any such organisations. Those that do exist give off fed honeypot vibes and I'm not looking to get in trouble with the police simply for saying that the system is not working for millions of people.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine lying down to someone and watching them read theory.

A S M R T H E O R Y

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

This needs to be a thing

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

What... If... We... hyperflush IDK what I was thinking. vehicular-manslaughter

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have you tried Feeld? Much higher percentage of commies, but also lots of unicorn hunters

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