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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

He used to be funny at least. Now every public appearance he just whines and complains like a loser. He doesn't even have a good nickname for Kamala.

He doesn't make jokes anymore, he doesn't say anything shocking or edgy. He doesn't even make any funny gaffs. He's just sad, boring and low energy now. sad-boi Maybe he's getting old? IDK.

Time to start a rumor that he's been replaced by a body double.

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[-] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago

I think he was already losing steam due to being old. Then he was legitimately really traumatized by almost getting his head blown off.

[-] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The best part is how he said he never wants to talk about the event again after the RNC speech, then every time he meets with people, they’re constantly waving a poster of the picture of him bloody in front of the flag or making memes referencing the shooting. Like imagine waking up to your near death plastered on this thing in your driveway everyday

[-] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago

Then he was legitimately really traumatized by almost getting his head blown off.

Yeah, this must be.

I genuinely thought he would turn up the fash to 11 and just start dropping n bombs and directly referencing concentration camps.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

That's so much work though.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

Seriously imagine you come literal inches from getting shot in the head and the reaction of 60% of the entire country is "damn sucks the guy missed" and your "supporters" all think that doing anything to stop it from happening again is communism.

I don't have any sympathy for this asshole but that's gotta fuck with your head.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

yeah honestly it rules lol, I hope he spends every moment the rest of his life in profound an irresolvible misery and distress

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Honestly, same.

People should really pop balloons whenever they see him in public.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

I'd Like to See Ol Donny Trump Wriggle His Way Out of THIS Jam!
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mystery-emote socialism-spectre

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

he is not nearly smart enough to self-reflect that way

[-] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago

American empire truly in decline when we can't even laugh at the fascists running the country sadness

[-] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago

Time to start a rumor that he's been replaced by a body double.

Look at the chin. All body doubles have weak chins.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Curt!s "Mendac!ous Mo!dbug" Jarv!n was a body double all along? wowee

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Curt!s "Mendac!ous Mo!dbug" Jarv!n

Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

He's still around, still collecting money from the billionaires he bootlicks for, and I'd probably have more to say than that if I didn't move out of his typical area of support.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Countdown to chuds saying Trump was replaced by a trans person...

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Good news, your gender affirming surgery has been approved!"

"Yes! Finally!"

"Bad news, you have to impersonate Trump for a few years."

"..."

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Sir, we have our best transvitigators on the case. We'll nab trans Trump in no time!

[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Remember how a couple months ago he said "motherfucker" at a rally? I think that was the first sign that he had lost his mojo. He had never used that kind of language in public before. I agree, he's really low energy now, especially after the shooting.

This is even true of his critics, to be honest. I don't see pages and pages of outrage over some remark of his, like we used to. I remember 2016-2018, when everywhere you looked was just headlines criticizing some bullshit he had said at some point.

I suppose it's a sign of the times, everybody is just... tired.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Say what you will about Hitler, but that guy had ENERGY.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Thanks to meth!

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

It’s been hard without his friend

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He posts like a generic boomer now, he used to actually be funny.

I think part of it is that Biden was even worse, though.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

I thought he had it in the bag after the debate but without an even older, more senile opponent he's really running on fumes

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Depressing Donald. Triste Trump.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

All the chuds in my life think this is a sign that he's "getting serious" about winning. He wasn't ever serious about winning. He thought he would lose in 2016 and then figured he could overturn the results in 2020. Now that his opponent isn't an ancient cursed mummy and he has to campaign, he doesn't care

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Time to start a rumor that he's been replaced by a body double.

Trump's assassination was successful. The bullet that grazed him was poison-coated and he died a few days later, and was replaced by an elaborate mechanical latex AI mask grafted over the face of a body double

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Give him a gun in a debate

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Give him the gun and 1 bullet separately and tell him if he can figure out how to load it he can use it.

Equal odds on who ends up shot.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Kamala gets Biden with a steel chair if he can carry it up the stairs

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And set it up in the middle of Fifth Avenue.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Nick Mullen: "that's what I would do in a ~~trial~~ debate, just bring a gun"

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Our wet boy has ran dry 😔

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

It's the final season of the Trump show and like most entertainment, it's lost its edge after being drawn out too long. Whomp-whomp.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

He was always boring and unfunny, guess the cracker genjutsu finally wore off

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