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You hear some chud biker behind you yelling "Fuck yea disturbbeddd!!!" His breath smells of cheap vodka.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

I draw my great sword.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

this is not a situation I will ever find myself in

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

kelly land of confusion

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not me, I show up at a concert low as balls.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

That sounds like an inguinal hernia.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

well yeah that's what I would expect at a disturbed concert

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm going to be honest, I have no idea what cheap vodka smells like compared to expensive vodka. How do you tell the difference?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

One just has a harsher rubbing alcohol smell than usual. Gives you a hangover just from inhaling the fumes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

As someone who drinks good vodka straight, that cheap stuff is awful. Like nail polish remover, almost.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Okay Mr money 💰

I'm kidding, he's not wrong I don't drink good vodka, but I get bartons and it's absolutely foul

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Was teasing you bud, you know me. God you.described cheap vodka perfectly though

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Oh, I naturally assumed so. I'm not much of a drinker so luckily a $30-40 bottle of vodka lasts me a year.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Well, I heard people can't tell the difference if they are drunk enough.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I am forced to assume everyone is a non-chud until proven otherwise as a coping mechanism for living in an utterly evil society, so I smile at his enthusiasm and maybe chat with him until he starts telling me about how the Jewish alien demon lizards are going to come for my children

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

THE SOUND OF SILENCE BEGINS TO PLAY

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

"Hello Darkness My old friend..."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

No. No I do not.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I'm eating another edible cookie. Y'all want one?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I love all vodkas, both cheap and free.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

my dad took me to a kid rock concert when i was 14/15 and made me do drugs with him so i guess it's kinda the same

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

And that's when you realize this is why the terrorists hate us: because of our freedom.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

many such cases

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I look behind me slowly... my mouth agape in confusion... too stoned to react to it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Living just isn't hard enough

Take everything away

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Did I flip over a turtle too? Is this what this is? agony-shivering