Weren't Yoda's failures and blindness to what was happening around him part of the reason the empire came to be in the first place? He was too weak to stop Palpatine
This is literally the same analogy as that "Biden is like Hindenburg" lib from yesterday, who was seemingly unaware that Hindenburg was democratically elected and yet was unable to prevent Hitler from coming to power anyway...
unable to prevent Hitler from coming to power
Weird way to spell "appointed him chancellor".
He was literally the worst jedi leader ever, not only his sat on the council so long he was even titled "grandmaster" (basically a time-based coup), and his overall blind dogmatist position and strings of particularly bad decisions are responsible for most of the order's decline and fall. Again, it was happening over centuries.
It was, which is why The Last Jedi had Luke trying to correct the faults of the Jedi, except the movie half-assed it just like every other cowardly decision made in that movie.
Somehow its the least cowardly sequel lmao
More Yoda
Do libs inderstamd that fiction isn't real?
I mean Yoda is frail and wise for the same reason he's short and green - somebody made it the fuck up.
People are questioning Biden because he's an old man with dementia. That's real, you can't spin that no matter how many cinematic universe characters you compare him to
Do libs understand fiction isn't real?
"Uhm this is just like Harry Potter! Silly tankies just don't understand we're the adults in the room! :smuglord: "
Hillary, in a gold bikini, strangling Trump to death.
go ahead, move your mouse to the Stable Diffusion window. go ahead
let him cook
Biden's like Yoda
Incapable of seeing the fascism swelling up in the republic?
Unwilling to acknowledge let alone address systemic injustices?
Like, 1000 years old?
About to self exile to escape his fuck-ups?
Insane self own yeah 💀
Well I give them points at least for it not being a Harry Potter based analogy. Meh.
Yoda failed Anakin and the Galactic Republic.
Yoda died alone in a hut, and the last thing he ever did is reveal to his student that he had been rizzing up his own sister for the past four years. And for the past year Yoda ALLOWED his student to rizz up his own sister. So I guess that means Hunter Biden will have to join the Houthis and save the galaxy...
this is an incredible post, it would be even better if it called them Ansarallah!
NO PUPPET NO PUPPET YOU'RE THE PUPPET
/thread
Oh, man, I laughed!
These days he's CG.
Joe Biden is a geriatric puppet who lives in a swamp
yeah checks out
And going to die soon
when nine hundred years you reach, stop fascism you will not
Hmm, yeah. Very reassuring to know that he is old and frail like Yoda who passes away by the end of the original trilogy. ~~Not that I'm against Biden just dying.~~
It's not that far off from the lich king angle they suggested on chapotraphouse.
Fundamentally, change nothing will
I don't really mind if he can't do push-ups, he can't even speak properly. Something which Yoda can.
"A big liar, you are. Best government America has seen, mine is."
"Some votes you have lost, it seems? How embarrassing!"
"When 90 years old you are, not so good will you speak, hmm?"
-- 'Master' Biden
~~read~~ watch another ~~book~~ movie
dementia i have :yoda:
Ruling class brains right there
@[email protected] help is! You’re our only hope
ulysses T? more like ulysses teez nutz!!
Didn't the Trump campaign already confirm that he's a Sith, in that May 4th poster?
They see me in that Bugatti podracer, they hate me, they hate me
Smoking crack in a 2001 Honda Civic feels more like a Hunter thing to do
Biden is actually like Bruce Willis in the Sixth Sense.
actually he is more like Bruce Willis in real life... today...
He's gonna die in a swampy exile after a twink asks him too many questions?
It would be cool if Yoda had a Hunter Biden equivalent
Yoda has a son named Yonter. He spends money on gratol, hits the wantrel pipe, and does tons of trobane. His exploits are covered in the Quantumbolids and TMZ. He's also a painter.
Biden may be like Yoda and Trump may be like Jabba, but sadly the average voter is like either the Tusken raiders or the affluent arms dealers in episode 8.
Yeah, if anything that old senile bastard is more like Darth Sidious
Literally Reagan
It's the dunk tank.
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