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Why don't you? (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 152 points 1 year ago

Okay, if you think that's a good idea image

[-] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago

Shorts are too long.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Don't body shame, some people are into that body.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Quite a lot of people; if op is feeling unconfident in their body, I'd recommend them just looking at the thirst for bears lol

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[-] [email protected] 117 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago

This.

Bubble gut and Jorts isn't exactly a good look.

Oh it's a look, alright but not a good one.

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[-] [email protected] 88 points 11 months ago

Because body positivity doesn't exist for men.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago

I was going to say, because I don't have the stomach of a half starved gym rat. But yours is also good.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

Hey my dude. I'll cat call you if you want.

Damn bro you hot as fuck no homo. Like shit man, you rocking that shirt like you belong in a museum of sexy ass motherfuckers no homo. Damn man if I was into dudes, I'd want your body all over mines no homo.

Anyways have a nice day.

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[-] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago

Is Reno 911 the more recent example of this?

[-] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago

To provide some perspective/existential dread, that character was introduced over 20 years ago.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

NO! You can't say that. It defies all know time logic.

[-] [email protected] 65 points 11 months ago

I'm not really looking to attract other men at this time

[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago

It's not gay enough anymore.

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[-] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago

Women what’s stopping you from dressing like 80s horror movie hotties?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Nobody puts shoulder pads like that on dresses anymore

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[-] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago

Because I'm currently dressed like a skateboarder from the 90's and it's so very comfortable.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

Have you seen those movies and what happens to the guys dressed like that?

Try again, Freddy / Jason / Michael / motherfucker

[-] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago

High fructose corn syrup.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago
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[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

Because I did that in the 80s, so now I don't, to protect the public from trauma.

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

Shame, mostly shame.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Because people don't look like they did in the 80's anymore.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

Mostly homophobia I would guess.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

My dad bod. I used to wear short shorts and didn't care if my shirt rode up

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

I'll spare the public from having to see my hairy gut and cheeks

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Belly too fat for the cut off shirt; ass not fat enough for the cut off shorts.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Wear the shorts on your chest and the shirt on your butt?

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago
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[-] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

It’s still summer, so I’m rocking my 70’s coke dealer vibe, and don’t want to put away the floral shirts just yet.

The cut-off athletic wear look is definitely a late summer/early autumn. If I can find appropriately skimpy shorts and cut offs, I’ll be all about it.

There needs to be a “Modern Himbo” store so finding clothes like these isn’t such a chore.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Survivorship bias…

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

I'm turning 30 in January, and I'm quite self concious of my belly :(

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Cause I'd look like a mustard tiger selling greasy cheeseburgers

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

The weather

[-] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Because it looks dumb af and always did?

Just like the hairstyles everyone had in the 80's. There's a reason no one really dresses like that and it's because generally everyone realized how dumb it really was.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

because straight men are terrified of appearing gay.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Social contracts about decency.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Too many scars.

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2 down votes.

I have real scars, I am embarrassed greatly by how they make me look, even though I could otherwise pull off this look as I am in decent shape.

Guess body shaming is still cool to do to guys.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Scars are cool

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

I went to a 70's themed costume party once and wore short jean shorts like that. Let's just say they only work when you wear tighty whiteys not boxers

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Are you ok, comments? Check your body dysphoria, if you can, that isn't healthy.

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