Boss Baby

Mass Shooter Baby

god forbid children do anything

simpsons did it

It sounds plausible, toddlers are like that. My toddler frequently beats me with a foam sword.

Good guy with a gun can't even stop a baby...

how has no one stopped him? I'm waiting to see what happens when he grows up! I hope he uses his powers for good

he's clearly a Russian asset

According to this article there's been at least 2 toddler shootings a week over the last 10 years on average.

Also, just for fun, you're about 200 times more likely to be killed by a child shooter than a bear in the United States.

This statistic is skewed by Toddler-Agitator Larry who is shot by a toddler 50 times a year and should be ignored as a statistical outlier

You can't stop a toddler when they're like this. They just need to shoot it out

literally neurodivergent and a minor

bullshit, you can't be a toddler for two years

DOMINATING!

The concept of a toddler shooting someone once a week in America is now old enough to be a toddler

To the Pre-K Agua Fria rode a toddler one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, had a minor speech delay
No one dared to share his cuppy, no one dared to take a sip
The toddler there among them had a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hip

truly impressive kill streak

Death to America

I heard this referenced somewhere else shortly after you posted this, has it been going around somewhere? (The article's from 2017)