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Why is the tail lower than the butthole? If you can't cover your butthole w a tail why even have one
this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2024
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i think it's buttplug-based... anatomic wonder!
Ugh growing up before buttplug tails were a thing I was like “yesssss, yesssss” then I made my own, only to find out that it just goes straight down unless my ass is in the air
So I made my ass in the air more
But still, it took some engineering before I could put one in my butt that hung from above my butt
Now you can fuckin buy em on wish
We live in a society
Imagine the weird positioning you'd have to do with your tail and dick to poop on a modern sitting toilet.
There would be a U slot to place your tail and you would have to lay back like a reclining chair.
Use the tail as a slide.
Butthole at the end of the tail. If snakes can do it why can't we?
But... snake's buttholes aren't at the end of their tails. They're like 1/3 of the entire snake-length up from the tail's end!
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Well looks like someone else discovered the reason for why humans no longer have tails
If humans had tails, would they have thick, soft fur, or weird pubelike hairs like rat tails?
any hair you have on the base of your back and extrapolate from there
oh so like full on fur carpet then
It'd be a meat noodle. If we maintained it it would be as a pentrentive tool. So it would be a girthy meat noodle.
I ment to type prehensile but you know what, I am leaving it.
rat tail it would be a rat tail
Pubelike hairs, humans aren't allowed to have nice things
[CW: child nudity, also the tails look horrible] https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3263034 i went through the extreme displeasure of finding this article that has some images of humans with tails
Probably something like our arms and legs
Is that diagram AI generated? That's not how the human tailbone works. That's not how how tail bones in general work
The position of the tail, and adding breasts and a round ass, makes me think it's closer to just the artist's barely disguised fetish
It's another image of a spine
This is just how vagina bones work. Anime artists understand this.
this has got to be in at LEAST the top fifty horniest skeletons i've seen in my life, possibly even top twenty five
Doing a pokerap of the horniest skeletons
Would you still love me if I had my monkey tail like Son Goku?
thats one big ass
Why did they give the skeleton a Pixar mom ass?
Computer, print me up an anatomically plausible human with a tail
,... oh and computer? Give her a thicc dumper, I'm talking more cake than the British bake off
Add sequence: OYSTER
NUDE
TAIL
This image did not need to exist
c/furry would beg to differ
hmmmmm
The tail got in the way of the booty hole so it had to go.
the tail couldn't support the booty when hanging from the trees?
What's going on with her neck
And the front of her skull is all mashed in
This image already existed
i hate journalists, has anything new been discovered or is this just trying to get ad-money by paraphrasing an extremely boring study about like, narrowing the last tail-ed hominid-antecessor by a million years?
That's the Tiefling I play in BG3
That is not where the tail should go. Why is it...oh.
Oh no.