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[–] [email protected] 143 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And everyone in town will tell you how FUCKING life changing Scratchy Dick’s will be, then you try it, and it’s, like, just not bad.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Or worse: bad

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just be sure not to confuse it with Scratchy Dick's Big Fuck Shack (with crabs). Entirely different experience.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Yet, still passable with drawn butter and lemon wedges.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Wow, I grew up in Panama city beach, I've been to that place, my lil brother worked there lol

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (4 children)

On the other hand, American beaches have far less old man dong swinging around.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah, because Americans are prudes and are afraid of human bodies, sex and abortions.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (33 children)

I'm not afraid of any of those things, I just don't want to see some old guy's low-hanging ballsack.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Don't stare then

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Mistaken comment.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

As an american, this is accurate... at least in the ""south"" Stupid religious cultural expectations/norms.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Those are kept in the nightstand at home.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

On a clear day, you can see forever.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Haha, Is this a thing? I've been to one french beach and I opened my eyes to see a old man ball sack in a mesh speedo walking practically above me while laying out.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sounds made up but 100% literally true

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I found several Le Nautiluses in beach towns in France, so it checks out so far.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's entirely possible they still do, but I can confirm in the early 90's they sold T-shirts that said "I got crabs from Dirty Dicks."

Yep. Venereal parasite-themed seafood restaurants are what makes America special.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The question is: who stole that from whom? There are a lot of crab joints with that or similar marketing. Joe's Crab Shack asks "Got Crabs?" on the front, then lets you know "We Do" on the back. Tracy's King Crab Shack has a shirt that says "Tracy gave me crabs". It seems like a lot of seafood restaurants with crab in their name are itching to get you inside with their marketing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's a question worth a google search but I have no idea how to phrase it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

"Who gave me crabs first?"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I'm surprised how nice the website is.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Another one from Ocean City, Maryland - Brass Balls Saloon

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

Locals call it Scringos

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

And its the only place open all week

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

The locals just call it The Shack and it might just be a dirty tourist trap but damn if their wings don't slap and it has the cheapest and coldest beer on the beach.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

In Latin America too but they call them Mandinga Ranchs, basically "The biggest black dick of the biggest black dicks ranch"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

fuck shack baby fuck shack

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Facts. Eggslut in Venice Beach is fire

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Let's be honest, the Americans have better names

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Every German beach town has a Tante Antjes Teestube or something similar.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

In the future, they will all be Barbara's Rhabarberbar.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Shout out to Biscuits and Porn in the OBX

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does scratchy dick have something to do with salt life?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Nah, scratchy dick has everything to do with the sand and bits of shell in your shorts. The burn comes from the salt and the crabs.

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