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[-] [email protected] 143 points 1 year ago

And everyone in town will tell you how FUCKING life changing Scratchy Dick’s will be, then you try it, and it’s, like, just not bad.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Or worse: bad

[-] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago

Just be sure not to confuse it with Scratchy Dick's Big Fuck Shack (with crabs). Entirely different experience.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Yet, still passable with drawn butter and lemon wedges.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Wow, I grew up in Panama city beach, I've been to that place, my lil brother worked there lol

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

On the other hand, American beaches have far less old man dong swinging around.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Yeah, because Americans are prudes and are afraid of human bodies, sex and abortions.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I'm not afraid of any of those things, I just don't want to see some old guy's low-hanging ballsack.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Don't stare then

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Mistaken comment.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

As an american, this is accurate... at least in the ""south"" Stupid religious cultural expectations/norms.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Those are kept in the nightstand at home.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

On a clear day, you can see forever.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Haha, Is this a thing? I've been to one french beach and I opened my eyes to see a old man ball sack in a mesh speedo walking practically above me while laying out.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

Sounds made up but 100% literally true

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

I found several Le Nautiluses in beach towns in France, so it checks out so far.

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[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

It's entirely possible they still do, but I can confirm in the early 90's they sold T-shirts that said "I got crabs from Dirty Dicks."

Yep. Venereal parasite-themed seafood restaurants are what makes America special.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The question is: who stole that from whom? There are a lot of crab joints with that or similar marketing. Joe's Crab Shack asks "Got Crabs?" on the front, then lets you know "We Do" on the back. Tracy's King Crab Shack has a shirt that says "Tracy gave me crabs". It seems like a lot of seafood restaurants with crab in their name are itching to get you inside with their marketing.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That's a question worth a google search but I have no idea how to phrase it.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

"Who gave me crabs first?"

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I'm surprised how nice the website is.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Another one from Ocean City, Maryland - Brass Balls Saloon

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Locals call it Scringos

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

And its the only place open all week

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

The locals just call it The Shack and it might just be a dirty tourist trap but damn if their wings don't slap and it has the cheapest and coldest beer on the beach.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

In Latin America too but they call them Mandinga Ranchs, basically "The biggest black dick of the biggest black dicks ranch"

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

fuck shack baby fuck shack

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Facts. Eggslut in Venice Beach is fire

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Every German beach town has a Tante Antjes Teestube or something similar.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

In the future, they will all be Barbara's Rhabarberbar.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Shout out to Biscuits and Porn in the OBX

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Does scratchy dick have something to do with salt life?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Nah, scratchy dick has everything to do with the sand and bits of shell in your shorts. The burn comes from the salt and the crabs.

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