And everyone in town will tell you how FUCKING life changing Scratchy Dick’s will be, then you try it, and it’s, like, just not bad.
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Just be sure not to confuse it with Scratchy Dick's Big Fuck Shack (with crabs). Entirely different experience.
Yet, still passable with drawn butter and lemon wedges.
Wow, I grew up in Panama city beach, I've been to that place, my lil brother worked there lol
On the other hand, American beaches have far less old man dong swinging around.
Yeah, because Americans are prudes and are afraid of human bodies, sex and abortions.
I'm not afraid of any of those things, I just don't want to see some old guy's low-hanging ballsack.
As an american, this is accurate... at least in the ""south"" Stupid religious cultural expectations/norms.
Clear winner
Clear weiner?
Those are kept in the nightstand at home.
On a clear day, you can see forever.
Haha, Is this a thing? I've been to one french beach and I opened my eyes to see a old man ball sack in a mesh speedo walking practically above me while laying out.
Sounds made up but 100% literally true
I found several Le Nautiluses in beach towns in France, so it checks out so far.
Here's the other piece https://dirtydickscrabs.com/menu/
It's entirely possible they still do, but I can confirm in the early 90's they sold T-shirts that said "I got crabs from Dirty Dicks."
Yep. Venereal parasite-themed seafood restaurants are what makes America special.
The question is: who stole that from whom? There are a lot of crab joints with that or similar marketing. Joe's Crab Shack asks "Got Crabs?" on the front, then lets you know "We Do" on the back. Tracy's King Crab Shack has a shirt that says "Tracy gave me crabs". It seems like a lot of seafood restaurants with crab in their name are itching to get you inside with their marketing.
That's a question worth a google search but I have no idea how to phrase it.
"Who gave me crabs first?"
I'm surprised how nice the website is.
Locals call it Scringos
And its the only place open all week
The locals just call it The Shack and it might just be a dirty tourist trap but damn if their wings don't slap and it has the cheapest and coldest beer on the beach.
In Latin America too but they call them Mandinga Ranchs, basically "The biggest black dick of the biggest black dicks ranch"
fuck shack baby fuck shack
Facts. Eggslut in Venice Beach is fire
Let's be honest, the Americans have better names
Every German beach town has a Tante Antjes Teestube or something similar.
In the future, they will all be Barbara's Rhabarberbar.
Shout out to Biscuits and Porn in the OBX
Does scratchy dick have something to do with salt life?
Nah, scratchy dick has everything to do with the sand and bits of shell in your shorts. The burn comes from the salt and the crabs.
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