And everyone in town will tell you how FUCKING life changing Scratchy Dick’s will be, then you try it, and it’s, like, just not bad.

Just be sure not to confuse it with Scratchy Dick's Big Fuck Shack (with crabs). Entirely different experience.

On the other hand, American beaches have far less old man dong swinging around.

Sounds made up but 100% literally true

Locals call it Scringos

And its the only place open all week

The locals just call it The Shack and it might just be a dirty tourist trap but damn if their wings don't slap and it has the cheapest and coldest beer on the beach.

In Latin America too but they call them Mandinga Ranchs, basically "The biggest black dick of the biggest black dicks ranch"

fuck shack baby fuck shack

Facts. Eggslut in Venice Beach is fire

Every German beach town has a Tante Antjes Teestube or something similar.

Shout out to Biscuits and Porn in the OBX

Does scratchy dick have something to do with salt life?