I would expect the TV show Forever Knight would have run into this.

It’s bringing love, don’t let it get away! Break its legs!

That’s how vampires work. And cat snuggles. Both likely come with bites.

“Worst thing a fruit picker can learn is that they don’t have to be a fruit picker.” - Big Fruit

Nyetflix

Ekksplösif

The all important exchange with Daffy is missing however… “You jump into the lava with one ring!”

“No, you jump into the lava with the one ring!”

“No, you jump into the lava with the one ring!”

“No, you jump into the lava with the one ring!”

“NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring!”

“NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring!”

“NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring!”

“NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring! AND THAT’S FINAL!”

Yooo! This that chick whose dad was feeding cats to coyotes!

My niece and nephew loved the “this guy” gag. What’s got two thumbs and thinks you’re the coolest? THIS GUY! and point to yourself with your thumbs.

Over half the congregation can’t find the church.

You Fell Victim to One of the Classic Blunders

Fuck you. Respectfully.