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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (4 children)

On the other hand, American beaches have far less old man dong swinging around.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah, because Americans are prudes and are afraid of human bodies, sex and abortions.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm not afraid of any of those things, I just don't want to see some old guy's low-hanging ballsack.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Don't stare then

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Mistaken comment.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

As an american, this is accurate... at least in the ""south"" Stupid religious cultural expectations/norms.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Those are kept in the nightstand at home.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

On a clear day, you can see forever.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Haha, Is this a thing? I've been to one french beach and I opened my eyes to see a old man ball sack in a mesh speedo walking practically above me while laying out.