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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sounds made up but 100% literally true

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I found several Le Nautiluses in beach towns in France, so it checks out so far.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's entirely possible they still do, but I can confirm in the early 90's they sold T-shirts that said "I got crabs from Dirty Dicks."

Yep. Venereal parasite-themed seafood restaurants are what makes America special.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The question is: who stole that from whom? There are a lot of crab joints with that or similar marketing. Joe's Crab Shack asks "Got Crabs?" on the front, then lets you know "We Do" on the back. Tracy's King Crab Shack has a shirt that says "Tracy gave me crabs". It seems like a lot of seafood restaurants with crab in their name are itching to get you inside with their marketing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's a question worth a google search but I have no idea how to phrase it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

"Who gave me crabs first?"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I'm surprised how nice the website is.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Another one from Ocean City, Maryland - Brass Balls Saloon