reeducation camps for every American. this is not ironic
this post was submitted on 15 May 2024
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Gotta start with just plain old education camps
Once again joining the pandemic on the side of the disease. Praise Grandpa Nurgle!
the government should start wholeheartedly recommending unhealthy things so that child-brained Americans do the opposite
"Go back to work, covid is only contagious for 3 days. Masks are no longer required and we will black bag you if you wear one to a protest."
They're already doing this and Americans don't actually care what they say, they just do what they want to. "You can't tell me what to do" only comes out when the government tells them to do the opposite of what they want. When told to do the thing they were already going to do, they just take it as permission to do it to an absurd extreme. It's not oppositional defiance, so reverse psychology doesn't work. It's individualist ideology taken to its logical conclusion.
"The government recommends you eat an all meat diet."
Jordan Peterson: "clean your room and eat broccoli, bucko"
Nah that won't work. Chuds have no consistency besides inconsistency, they have a counter-productive sixth sense for this shit. If the government tells them to do shit they don't want to do that's come from the Judaeo-Bolsehvik trans-satanist kabal. If the government tells them to do something they want to do that's coming from the Patriots loyal to Trump within the system. That or they just strategically ignore things they've previously said.
You're likely correct, it's pure brainworms all the way down
the government should start recommending only healthy things so child-brained Americans continue to do what they're doing now (except worse)
The rest of the world as the US kills itself by deliberately infecting every citizen with H5N1: 
(Sadly it will spread to every country in the world as the US sends out plague missionaries)
Why, why does this country have to be like this?
Ahem ze death drive eez stronk mit deez ones
we fed the cows bird shit
you fed the chickens arsenic so that you could feed the cows arsenic bird shit (this is why US rice has 3x the arsenic content of Indian/EAsian rice)
It's only a matter of time at this point.
I hope we're lucky enough to get another lockdown.
We never got a lockdown
That's fair.
Before the genocide, TikTok would show me "all natural" type cc (because I would muh debate them in the comments like a dummy).
I remember this one lady that talked about how she would buy raw milk and puppies from an Amish family.
Another lady made an affogatto with raw milk ice cream.
Another lady made an affogatto with raw milk ice cream.
That situation is perfectly darkly hilarious plus it has panache. I'm stealing it.
you can't make an avocado from ice cream. not spinach either
Can't make an egg without breaking some chickens
She also had a new Jersey accent
Edit: I couldn't find that specific TikTok and I don't want to continue browsing the raw milk side of TikTok 
For your sin of making me go there, in the name of good Samaritanism I gift you this
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLbNA3PM/
I saw it so you have to too
For a second I was very confused and thought you made an mysterious joke about one of my step-moms who was a Brit.
Nope. That was her accent.
I'm gonna make a master post of brain rot TikToks I come across
Is buying Amish puppy bad
Yes. Unless you have more information, its safe to assume most Amish dog breeders are puppy mills.
The Amish are known for being pretty terrible to puppies, honestly maybe worse than your standard puppy mill.
Yup, I personally have my own mortar and pestle to mill my puppies; can't beat that freshness
Well, they just had such consistent and well-received handling of the COVID pandemic that I'm sure this is a temporary setback.
This is a bizarre version of the streisand effect.
Why are Americans?
~~despite~~ because
Praise be to Papa Nurgle, our unholy Plague Lord.
Maybe soon the UK phrase "bits" will enter everyday speech.
CW: pus and blood
"What are the little dots?"
"The little dots are the tasty bits. They've got the pus and blood."
Steven Universe voice The bits! The bits!
I think the pus is there throughout anyway
Spread that nicely on some toast dearie, it's a good replacement for lard
Tbh the beast in me says "Let Them Die"
The human in me says "This needs to stop before someone dies of something stupid and preventable"
As an immunocompromised person it is in my best interest to let you know that mostly they won't die, mostly they'll get people like me killed.
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Tbh the beast in me says "Let Them Die"
That's the neat part about plague rats -- they take everyone else with them
Remember, you can get tuberculosis from raw milk, and it's contagious through aerosol 👀,
If you have cash on hand, now is the perfect time to hoard Raw milk so you can resell to chuds at well above market value as "pre-cultured" or "aged". Maybe print up a a few thousand "got raw milk" shirts to sell online or something.
Suicidal?