By the way, if you're drinking more than 8 cups of coffee a day there's a good chance that you're self-medicating for ADHD and you should get checked out.
this post was submitted on 08 May 2024
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I keep drinking all this coffee and it just makes me sleepy
Same. So much coffee and it just doesn't keep me from getting sleepy/tired
That's kinda an adhd thing too. Cocaine just made me chill and destroy my high score in Snake. Stimulants affect us differently.
You'd probably like molly. I'm adhd and I get all chill but I still get the heightened sensory pleasure so it's like imagine the cosiest blanket you've ever had to touch. Asphalt is about twice as cosy. Now cuddling up in bed is perfect bliss.
Eh, for me molly felt like LSD without the visuals. I'd rather have LSD.
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I love cocaine so much
Hi. I'm on Medicaid (thank you ACA, and thank you Republican governor for not being a complete shitheel like your compatriots in Kansas and Iowa). It's pretty great for everyday things, but one thing it doesn't cover? Psychological diagnostic testing. And my PCP doesn't recommend starting meds at my age (mid-forties).
So… coffee it is I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It might be worth paying out of pocket for a potential life altering diagnosis. Easier said than done depending on your personal finances.
There are also newer non-stimulant meds if age/heart health is an issue, and some off-label drugs that GP doctors can prescribe that could help as well (Wellbutrin comes to mind).
Good luck out there 🫡
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Still trying to figure out if the link between B12 deficiency and adhd holds any real merit. Cause if it does imma start eating that shit like you're not supposed to eat Tic-Tacs.
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Fyi
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R - ar
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B - bee
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D - dee
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W - double yoo
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E - ee
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F - ef
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L - el
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M - em
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N - en
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X - eks
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S - ess
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I - eye
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A - ey
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H - eych
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J - jay
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G - jee
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K - kay
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Q - kyoo
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O - oh
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P - pee
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C - see
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T - tee
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V - vee
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Y - why
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U - yoo
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Z - zee
The problem is this is still alphabetical phonetically. You need to alphabetize the phenomes using the new alphabet, not the old one.
Oh, that alphabet…
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Ⱥ - arlup
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β - bixen
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¢ - cromble
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Ð - daxit
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€ - eklar
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₣ - flixor
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Ɠ - gorple
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Ⱨ - hixem
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Ĩ - izzen
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Ĵ - jixtop
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Ƙ - krumble
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Ⱡ - lixen
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₥ - mixle
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ℕ - nixor
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Ø - oxal
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₱ - ploxe
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Q̣ - quixix
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Ɍ - rixar
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§ - slixen
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Ŧ - tixar
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Ü - ulxen
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₩ - vixor
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ₓ - wixen
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Ɏ - xixal
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Σ - yixen
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ℤ - zixar
wixen tixar flixor
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Is the second instance of E supposed to be A?
Ey is Ey.
Yeah, probably, I fixed it
R - ar
B - bee
X - eks
W - double yoo
N - en
F - ef
L - el
M - em
E - epstein
D - didnt
K - kill
H - himself
A - ey
I - eye
J - jay
G - jee
S - ess
Q - kyoo
O - oh
P - pee
C - see
T - tee
V - vee
Y - why
U - yoo
Z - zee
Ftfy
R - ar
X - eks
W - double yoo
N - en
L - el
E - epstein
D - didnt
K - kill
H - himself
A - ey
I - eye
J - jet
F - fuel
C - can’t
M - melt
S - steel
B - buildings
G - jee
Q - kyoo
O - oh
P - pee
T - tee
V - vee
Y - why
U - yoo
Z - zee
FtFtfyfy
Where's A
You missed out the first letter, how do you miss out the first letter.
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She has become the Kwisatz Haderach.
"It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion."
Lisan al gaib!
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"Ha! Amateur."
Philip J. Fry, probably
Bahaha this was the very next post in my feed,
, and your comment works with either one of them.
Don't you find it a little convenient that the alphabet is in alphabetical order?
My local library once alphabetized the M titles by merging Mac and Mc names, and I just about lost it.
I almost reflexively downvoted you because that's honestly horrible
I would completely understand. I went to the counter and said 'you know that's not how it works right?".
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Is this the new iamveryrandom kind of post?
you wouldn't understand it if you've never had enough caffeine to smear your feeble human mind across the endless plane of the past, present, and future
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This seems more like methamphetamine to me than coffee.
twitch scratch wydm?
THE SPICE MUST FLOW 🪱
ITT standard meth behavior
Are you sure coffee is all you've had?
Nine?
Amateur
Meth BcColl
So basically going to play inscryption
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