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[–] [email protected] 113 points 1 year ago (4 children)

They are tho. Unless you're scarfing down dozens of Hershey Kisses a day, you'll be fine eating them whole. Edible =/= tasty or recommended, but you're not gonna die either.

See also: Stickers on fruit

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Technically correct is the best kind of correct!:-P

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

why would you believe in this again

😔😔😔😔😔😔

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

To be clear here though, they are made to be edible since people would likely assume they are part of the product and eat them. It would be irresponsible for them to not be edible.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Doesn't the FDA require food stickers to be non toxic (I am bristling at the usage of edible...). I would think that the paper in the candy would fall under the same rules.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What about the foil wrapper it comes in? Thats not edible even if non-toxic, but the strip to open it is since it’s inside the wrapping of the product. Leading people to think it’s edible.

Yes people can be dumb.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is why as a kid I came up with eatable as an alternative word meaning not only can you eat it, but you (or someone) would actually want to.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You didn't come up with that. Willy Wonka did.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Huh, well it looks like there's usage that predates that, but I hadn't heard it prior to my own usage.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They are technically edible, but not meant to be eaten.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anything’s edible if you eat it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Edible means it’s safe to eat, so paper is edible, arsenic is not.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Funny story about Hershey Kisses. When they were hand wrapped, they paid their workers by-the-Kiss, so there were all kinds of techniques to increase output. The most efficient way to get the chocolate kiss to stick to the wrapper was to lick the bottom so it held tight when you twisted it closed. There's a good chance your parents and definitely grandparents ate prelicked chocolate kisses.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

and that's how they've gotten herpes kisses

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I mean, anything is edible if you're brave enough...

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Lol someone screenshotted part of this and posted it somewhere and I said the same thing 🤣

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everything is edible once.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh yeah, eat the concept of plagiarism!

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

You fucking did it. Now eat my comment?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I have been defeated, away I must go, back to my cave!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Scrumptious!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My acid dealer agrees. That’s why he always wants me to pay in cash, I assume

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Just trading papers that's all.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

yesterday is weaving in and out

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If she ate it for a year, it is edible.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That's what she said...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

They're not not edible...