Actual Bathroom/Drug Use Bathroom

and

I'd put "no men" and "All genders"

Is that insane lmfao

I'd label one "Urinals" and another "Toilets"

"Top" and "Bottom".

A question mark on one and an exclamation mark on the other.

Label the one with urinals ‘stand up’ and the ones with water closets ‘sit down’

Y'xll and Folx

One's a pack of crayons and the other is a silhouette of New Mexico

One's a dog and the other is a capybara

One is Toyota and the other is Mitsubishi

Slice of pizza vs. Slice of pizza with pineapple

the bathrooms change to something else completely arbitrary and random once every like 3-4 days

"people with ligma" and "sugondese citizens"

"bathroom" and "other bathroom"

no gender filters

One has a UML diagram for a really weird data structure like persistent B trees or whatever

The other has diagrams from Liturgy's manifesto

Tops and bottoms

PEEPEE

POOPOO

Normal and challenge pissing, the challenge room makes piss like 2 meters to try and hit the target like in those clown eater gun carnival games

Wash Your Fucking Hands

and

Not Wash Your Fucking Hands

but the Not Wash Your Fucking Hands just takes you outside and locks the door behind you.

"catgirls" and "puppygirls"

I would go by people that drink alcohol and people that don't. Or how they eat their eggs. Or height, one room is comically large and one is very small.

I'm not.

Conservative and communist bathrooms. The conservative one is a regular bathroom. But in the communist bathroom, we all gather around the pissing trough in the center of the room.

2 different colored lights cycling through the color spectrum very slowly, and they are max out of sync with the each other.

Two versions of this

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or maybe and

Christmas wreath Vs Halloween pumpkin. Also once you choose one you're not allowed to use the other, just to annoy the Nightmare Before Christmas freaks.

1 hump or 2 hump camel

Poop and pee

Three Seashells and I laugh at you when you don't know what it means.

Suck and Fuck.

kiki and bouba and just let people figure it out from there

Tumtum & bissu. Everyone else has to find an alleyway to piss in. Provide free paper STP devices

'70s Amtrak 'Headless Arrow' logo, and British Rail 'Double Arrows' logo.

"Gendered" and "Non-Gendered," the second one is just for agender people, the first one is for everyone else

Night at the Roxbury it. The whole club is a bathroom.

Deez and Nuts

no signs on the door, no stalls, each one has a trough against one wall that empties directly onto the floor of the other

cubicles only: Ass

cubicles and urinals: Ass+