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Owls = Puppies (hexbear.net)
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[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I remember hearing that owls are basically flying cats. Or birds that have installed cat software.

Owls are the real outdoor cats. outdoor-cat nowai

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Owl in Chinese is 猫头鹰, lit. Cat headed eagle.

Other fun animals in Chinese:

企鹅, lit. Business/enterprise goose (penguin)

袋鼠, lit. Pouch rat (kangaroo)

树懒, lit. Tree lazy (sloth)

熊猫, lit. Bear cat (Panda)

长颈鹿, lit. Long neck deer (Giraffe)

龙虾, lit. Dragon shrimp (lobster)

驼鹿, lit. Camel deer (moose)

浣熊, lit. Washing bear (racoon)

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Its funny how universal some of these animal observations are. Everyone recognizes the penguin drip tux-shining

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

that is adorable but also i would not trust a wild animal that close to my crotch just sayin

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

It’s not a woodpecker, should be fine

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

biblically accurate feathers

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

can other birds be this snuggly?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Cockatoos, cockatiels, and parakeets but they're all loud and bite without warning. Female rheas and ostriches can be really cuddly and more predictable. I knew an ostrich that would lay down and stretch out her wings for belly rubs while the rheas followed humans around like bird dogs.

edit: And hens. Silky chickens in particular are so affectionate but if you get them in a group hens are vicious toward each other.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

i have heard about hens because my partner hates them so much but they apparently jump in their lap for pets (back when their dad had them)

damn affectionate ostrich would be so cool

like having a velociraptor snuggle up to you

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I have a memory when I was very young staying in a farm in Wales and being able to stroke the hens whilst they were laying. They were so soft and cute.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Female rheas for cuddling, male rheas for tearing your enemies appart.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

This is absolutely adorable

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Lil hooter head

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago
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