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Get fucked Mars
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never shoulda smoked that shit
Imagine not having a moon the exact size and distance away from you so that it can perfectly blot out the sun during an eclipse. what a loser am i right.
I saw someone say if we had contact with aliens, theyβd be coming here in droves to see the amazing cosmic rarity of a total solar eclipse with a visible corona (especially on a habitable planet). Which honestly sounds about right.
It's a minor plot point in the book Transition by Iain M Banks. It's a great book. Read it
I'm not ruining anything by saying this. It's mentioned super early in the book.
Truly Earth is the best planet in the world.
EARTH EARTH EARTH EARTH EARTH EARTH EARTH EARTH EARTH EARTH 
Imagine being Martian and dressing like this every day
Roman empire hat and tennis shoes? The fuck is that?
Growing up watching old Looney Tunes, I always wondered why the Martian dude had a broom on his helmet.
Ohhh lol It just dawned on me; he's from Mars so he looks vaguely Roman.
Dunno bout those boaters tho
Looks like Cookie Monster found weed
"Me look in mirror." He looks into a mirror. "Googly eyes. Me baked."
What is Earthks moon named? "Moon". What are Mar's moons named? Terror and Dread.
Checkmate, earthiests!
Sounds like Mars isn't woke, unlike soy Earth
Shit tier planet, even Titan can manage lakes
Titan is cold, dark and stinks of ammoniak. Shit moon tbh.
lmao imagine not even having a pleasantly rounded (
) moon on your shitball of a planet. Common Mars L
Shaped like a chicken nugget
πππ PLA-NET EARTH
πππ PLA-NET EARTH
Yeah get fucked Mars, you fucking heretics
- This post was sponsored by Adeptus Ministorum
Fuck you. Guess who no longer has tech support now?
- This translation from Lingua Technis was sponsored by the Adeptus Mechanicus
That's it, now we are slightly inconvenienced and our entire worldview crumbled because of that. converts to chaos
Considering the AdMech keeps everything running, them stopping would really bring it all down burning.
Except chaos, various authors try to put in some Dark Mechanicum or other cogbrains for chaos in books, but it's still painfully obvious that entire chaos manufacturing and logistics nearly everywhere is just magic.
Oh obviously, chaos shit works on blood magic and deamons shoved in.
That's why converting to chaos will solve problems like infrastructure or deindustrialisation or not being able to genocide entire populations for no reason... of fuck that explains USA, at least partially i guess they have the murdering part but are still bad at magic.
Yes, yes. That makes sense. Praise the Primordial Annihilator!
Something absolutely magical is the fact that in the geologically tiny instant humanity has existed, the moon is just far enough away so that full eclipses are a thing, not to mention tides and other lunar phenomena. A few million years before or after and if wouldn't be at all like this
this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2024
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