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Xi is tractorpilled (hexbear.net)
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[-] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago

I feel like Xi's English is better than people think. I think he uses a translator mostly because he can express himself better in Mandarin.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

His English is probably enough to get by day-to-day but nowhere near enough to conduct affairs of state in an official capacity.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's how they say it in the EU parliament. Even if you can talk in English you should just talk in your native language and get interpreted by supposedly best of the best interpreters

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

His English is way better than you'd think. In fact I think when he attended that embarrassing meeting with the U.S. a few years ago he had to interrupt the translator once or twice to correct them while they were trying to relay his statements in English. I wish I could remember the exact meeting.

[-] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fun fact: Muscatine, Iowa is apparently now a popular destination for Chinese tourists because they wanna see the spot where Xi rode a tractor in 2012

[-] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago

Didn't he lived there as a young student for some years/months?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

yep and the family he stayed with still adores him and he has visited them recently

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah, the couple on the left are the Dvorchacks who hosted Xi in the Star Trek bedroom which is now forever part of his lore. The lady in red next to him is the one who organized the whole thing. This was from his 2012 visit and they had another reunion during his SF visit last year but it was wisely closed to the press.

[-] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago

Tractors transcend language. In Three Body Problem they should have bonded with the Trisolarans over tractors and we'd have had galactic peace

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

If you make it to the 3rd book that almost comes close to what you are wanting. At least I think so.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Spoiling the entire series for myself is what got me interested but I know the tractorpill is just a ruse

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Big machines are just fun! And even more fun when they’re pilotable!

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Get into the EVA, Xi shinji-screm

[-] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago

Socialism is when tractors, and the more tractors you have the more socialist you are.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

Turns out my hyper reactionary grandpa is actually Lenin reborn based on his home decor

[-] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago

just checking out the competition, China is the #1 tractor supplier to the world

and they don't charge John Deere prices either

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

John deer actively fight against right to repair laws on their equipment fuck a John deer. The fact that chuds were able to spin that as woke is fucking insane.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Chuds can spin anything as woke. They have no contact with reality anymore, so they can freely make shit up.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

evil chinese dicktator climbs onto a tractor heedless of hurried denials of trained workers xibe-check

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Xi really is a guy being a dude

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Xi confirmed based and Tonka-pilled

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

welcome to the club.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

It’s joever

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

If the Communist Party of the Soviet Union still ruled, we would've gotten Tractor and Tankies as a variant of the typical hammer and sickle.... sicko-wistful

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Crank your tractor!

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

He's just like me.

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