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[–] [email protected] 73 points 5 months ago (1 children)
  • hrd 2 seee wht im typin with mask on, but everybody fartin. #RealGasAttack
  • big charge tomorrow. no thanks. gonna bayonet my hand lol. 23skidoo
  • what if instead of No Man's Land, it was All Man's Land and it was just for the fellas.
[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago

hrd 2 seee wht im typin with mask on, but everybody fartin. #RealGasAttack

that one's cheating. Dirt_Owl posted that last week

[–] [email protected] 62 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If the last few months are any indication, the tweets would be soldiers proudly posting their war crimes.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago

Selfies from No Man's Land doomscroll

[–] [email protected] 61 points 5 months ago (2 children)

GENERAL STRIKE ON 18TH OF MARCH! BRING AN END TO THE WAR MACHINE

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago

lol nice try hun shill, yeah lets just let those German savages take over the world 🙄

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Some things never change soviet-pout

[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Just got to France, a German called my shotgun a war crime before I blasted him with it lmao.

"Tanks" aren't real, they're just English propaganda. If you see a so-called "tank" just shoot it because it's made of wood.

fuck the tsar for sending me into this shit we oughta do something about him frfr

FACT if the English landed at Gallipoli they could capture the beaches in one day and be in Constantinople in one more day.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Gavrilo Princip did nothing wrong. If the Archduke and his wife didn't want to be assassinated they could have just not perpetuated their colonial monarchy.

Just another Italian anarchokiddie wannabe supporting terrorism. Why am I not surprised? 👑🇲🇨

😂😂😂 Of course it's all weird monarchists from Monaco jumping in the replies!

LOL! You're not even a realy country Monaco, no wonder you have to lick the boots of other mutant royals. We all know what a Prince Albert is #bellend

Does anyone seriously believe some kid nobody got Franz? 😂 Clearly an Austrian inside job given the way they treated Sophie Chotek.

⬆️This guy gets it. Couldn't risk the bloodline with a 'trashy strumpet' 🙄 I read they tried to crash the couple's carraige when they were in Paris too. Well sus. #stillaqueen

You lot can't be serious!? Since when was Twitter full of Black Hand misinformation agents? Really earning you #DirtyDinars I see

As if they'd have to pay me. Also they only just introduced Dinar notes dipshit. ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿

DON'T WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT RIGHT NOW THAN THIS HISTORY BS! #incoming #diginandhelpout

'This history BS' when talking about the last year or so. Typical Western European lib 🙄

I'M NOT A LIB! THE LIBERAL PARTY IS TO BLAME! If idiots in Berwick-on-Tweed didn't keep electing Edward Grey maybe this could have been avoided. 😤

Claims not to be a lib. Also claims the July Crisis would have gone differently if Anglos had just voted for a different lib foreign secretary. 😂 #itsnotaboutyou

WHO CARES!? You're the ones debating history while ACTUAL FUCKING ARTILLARY IS GETIING CLOSER! No wonder this is a meat grinder when all you want to do is argue instead of fight.

Some of us have already been fighting lib. Difference is we smashed the royal occupiers instead of sitting in a hole taking orders from them #trueheroism ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿

I'm just a poor widow in Ypres trying to meet people to help rebuild my farmstead. Love foreign men! Petticoat pics in bio. 💃💃💃

Why don't you show us how it's done anglo? You go over the top while we 'just debate' 🇬🇧 😮💥Lol!

Promoted: 22 Tips To Fix Your Boots! read this and you'll never have to try and find ones that fit from fallen comrades again! #trenchfoot #supplies #DIY

So apparently the Krauts are using gas now!?! Fucking scary #evil

🙄 Isn't this war bad enough without having to make shit up? What's the point of spreading conspiracies and misinformation?

🇩🇪 Haha, keep believing that. #GasGoPsssssht

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Here is how Eugene Debbs can still win

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

che-laugh

How do we not have a Debbs emoji btw?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

dafoe-horror yeah I can see it

[–] [email protected] 45 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Go ahead, keep pounding my trench with artillery. It only makes my opinions worse

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago (1 children)

ah fuck lads the huns just blasted us with chlorine gas

that or they're cooking sauerkraut again, can't tell

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Misread this as "hun" referring to the way MLM-moms* refer to each other on Facebook groups. I always suspected doTERRA oils were chemical warfare, but this brought a new meaning to it for sure.

*Ironically, people might read this as "Marxist Leninist Maoist" Moms

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago

French woman naked French woman naked how to search on phone

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the Austro-Hungarian army. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago

Officer’s ordering us to charge a bunch of machine guns on the other side of eight rows of barbed wire in no man’s land; if we refuse we’ll be executed 😅

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

NO MASKS CHLORINE IS A HOAX THIS IS JUST A NORMAL FOG INCO

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago

"My phone screen is strong as hell and the shell is waterproof af, I'm waist deep in shitmud and it's been raining for 9 days straight and I can still bang off a tweet!"

"I'm getting cell service on a Caparthian Mountain pass? Tight. I'd rather have shoes made of not cardboard and my friends dragged off by wolves during the night, but I can still bang off a tweet!"

"I'm going to get out of this fucking train and carry the artillery to the front line. Hey, geniuses, how about a standard rail guage?"

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

One of the tweets is just drone footage of enemy soldiers being shredded by machine gun fire or being blown to bits by artillary.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Guy with pfp of a dog wearing a British officer's uniform: "and they say Britain's lost her moxy, this'll show Fritz why we don't have nationalised education, tallyho!" [Video of a 15 year old German conscript having his brains blown out by a Lewis machine gun]

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

came up with a couple history teachers I know, honestly thought the premise was fine. the goal is getting students to empathize or put themselves in the shoes of the speaker regardless of the communication medium

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The fact that all of the comments here are engaging with the premise shows off that it's funny and engaging, imo. Silly sounding & prime to be memed, but "what if [social media] was around in [historical period]" is an online classic.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Write a set of 10 tweets as if you were a soldier in the Peloponnesian War

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A remake of Dangerous Minds where instead a teacher with off the wall ideas has at risk kids make ten tiktok dances to convey the sacking of Rome by the Holy Roman Empire.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I was having a coffee with my wife’s boyfriend and some patriotic bitch gave me a white feather and called me a coward. What the fuck lmao

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Having coffee with my wifes boyfriend

Wait so neither of you are in the trenches? This is just a based polycule lmao

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

"The screams of the horses as they lie dying, shot to pieces by the automatics from the opposing trenches during the last charge, I can't stop hearing them. Its been three days and nights, none of them could still be alive right? This is all just in my head, right? Why can't I stop hearing them? Why can't this stop, why can't I go someplace without the screams?"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

I feel terribly sorry for the Russian troops with their horribly outdated Mosin-Nagant. The technological prowess of the French Chauchat will lead us to victory.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

There is no way to actually do this and not be a communist at the end.

"Glad I am blowing up other teenagers here so a rich guy can tax more people"

"Lost my leg but it will be worth it when we never have to have another war"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago

Maybe some video posts from a mortar or artillery brigade with the hamas-red-triangle above enemy trenches.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just copy paste some of the shot and chaser Tweets from the chuds who volunteered to go fight in Ukraine and then started crying when it came time to find out. Basically the same as the bright eyed guys who thought they’d be dying valiantly in bayonet charges and ended up doing trench warfare.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm imagining a WW1 nafo poster and I'm suffering

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

Hrrrrnnggh Colonel, I’m trying to sneak around No Man’s Land but I’m dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the Huns

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago

#Trenchfoot #MustardGas #SlamFiring #NoMan #LusitaniaShippingMunitions #ZimmermanTelegram #ChristmasCeasefire #WoodrowWilson #MarkV #GreatWar

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

Bro im gassed lmao but not the lethal kind

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

The French ladies have never seen a Black American and they like to hit from the back. I’m never going back to Amerikkka. #BlackArmy

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

░M░Y░P░U░T░E░A░U░X░I░N░B░I░O░

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

"I will never complain about the upstairs neighbours banging on the ceiling again"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Just gonna steal some tweets from Internet Historian and post them as the Axis.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

yells-at-cloud Back in my day when we sent a tweet we used to give the bird to get the message across!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Shit like this was why I ended up being a B student

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