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[–] 78 points 2 years ago (6 children)
  • [–] 38 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    pullout method is 96% effective executed properly, and moreso when combined with timing your cycle and avoiding when you’re ovulating

    still not enough if living in the US in a place like Texas, don’t chance it

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  • [–] 59 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Texas is the 8th state to be blocked. Pornhub had already blocked 7 states: Arkansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Montana, North Carolina, Utah, and Virginia. Also it's not just pornhub, most of the top porn sites have blocked these states.

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  • [–] [S] 31 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    When the GOP controls congress plus the presidency - on a federal level they'll outlaws torrents, outlaw porn streams, abortion will be banned, contraceptives will be banned, any sort of jailbroken media will be highly illegal, etc. The chuds will be owning the libs! But what will they do for fun?

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Half of them are unironically doing the semen retention bit and calling anybody who can admit they've masturbated a porn addict so not sure this'll be that bad for them.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Porn addiction is when you think about sex a statistically normal amount of times an hour (1-2). This is evidence of the moral decay of our filthy fallen society. It is normal to believe in and be very concerned about porn addiction and porn addiction was definitely not made up by reactionary christian fascists and their ilk to medicalize normal sexual behavior.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    Yup you can tell that it's healthy and normal based off the fact it's not all they talk about and don't constantly have to tell themselves they're superior to anybody that doesn't have very obvious thinly veiled self loathing.

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  • [–] 58 points 2 years ago (10 children)

    The second-most visited pornography website in the world

    excuse me what could be the first? this isn't like a thats-disgusting-where i genuinely thought pornhub was the #1 & anything i've heard about is a less-enforcing of IP version thereof

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  • [–] 49 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    Xvideos is huge worldwide. Back in my teen years, I literally casually learned Spanish on there while I was jerking off. I told everybody I learned my Spanish by working in a kitchen with Spanish speaking people, but those people had no fucking clue where I got the Spanish

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    That's a lot of porn yo. I'm simultaneously disgusted and proud of you for learning another language. On the sexy side, you probably have some good Spanish dirty talk.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    It was really bad in my younger years. I pretty much never wanted the mental fog of testosterone buildup from not cumming, so I just made sure that I jerked off enough that I was sexually neutral in every other scenario. Now that I'm on meds that kill my t production pretty hard, I never feel the need to do it like that anymore. Still have the spanish though!

    But yes, I am very good at dirty talk in spanish

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    wait is that a real thing? it would explain so much about myself

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  • [–] 42 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    X Videos is owned by some secretive European billionaire

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  • [–] 53 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    This is just the macro version of mom and dad activating parental settings: Everyone will find a way around it.

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  • [–] 48 points 2 years ago

    They could have phrased it better. Pull out game strong.

    volcel-kamala

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  • [–] 46 points 2 years ago

    VOLCEL PATRIOTS ARE IN CHARGE

    volcel-judge

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  • [–] 40 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    If this fucks with CHUDS and thier chubs and self implodes the Republican party in Texas, I would be very amused. no-fun-allowed

    I support Pornhub efforts in their Tex@$$ boycott. Don't care for age or ID verifying nanny mechanisms. This is an issue between a child and their parents.

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    [–] 35 points 2 years ago

    imagine having bonzi buddy as a governor lmao

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  • [–] 35 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    It’s over for Texas coomers

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    what's the first most visited pornography website if pornhub is the second?

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  • [–] [S] 26 points 2 years ago

    There's a joke there but I can't find it.

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    Ninja edit

    1. Pornhub
    2. Xvideos
    3. Spankbang

    Top porn websites by monthly visits 2022 | Statista

    Between September and November 2023, pornhub.com held the leading adult content and pornographic website for global uses, as it averaged around 12.8 billion monthly visits. Xvideos ranked second, with nine billion monthly visits, while Spankbang ranked third, averaging around 4.44 billion visits on a monthly basis.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago (18 children)

    Good? Gooners btfo. Porn is inherently misogynistic in our current society.

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  • [–] 62 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    I need to find some of this Marxist-Leninist-Maoist porn. I'm getting hot just thinking about it!

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  • [+] 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)
  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago

    I'd say "phrasing" like a clown, but it's clearly intentional

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    when will all these old dudes die already anyway

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    Incredibly critical support to the chuds

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