[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I want a set of smart glasses with an AI function to replace billboards and other adverts in my vision with artworks. Without being a walking spy cam.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah, Japanese parents think it's healthy for babies to be scared to tears by sumo wrestlers. Am I a bad person for thinking it's hilarious?

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

You seem to always be the worst version of yourself around them.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 70 points 3 days ago

Same reason the US has the most prisons even though it's aiming to be the freest country.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Trump couldn't find his own ass with both hands and a boyscout.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

But how can you put a price on art? /s

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Zuck, every time one of his awful crimes is revealed: "Sorry, I didn't know I wasn't allowed to do that."

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

You still have an opportunity to impress me.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

One of my old (read: retirement age) co-workers was an amateur boxer in his teens. One day when the club was leaving a footwork training session at the local dance studio, a street gang decided to have some fun with the 'sissy ballet dancers'. The next ten minutes taught them an important lesson.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

RAM and cornchip dust.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

That's the containment zone. We can't let Them get out. Not after last time.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

A candidate for dark matter!

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Mine is beard pills. Because some days feel like beard days and some don't.

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I'm currently at a boardgame convention and while I'm pretty ignorant about the hobby, I've seen some nice looking tokens here.

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submitted 6 months ago by spittingimage@lemmy.world to c/rpg@lemmy.ml

Damage by weapon rating instead of making a separate damage roll. Yes or no?

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I'm working on a personal project that involves calculating the mean, median and mode of word length in a series of poems. I've imported the first into LibreOffice Calc as a CSV, and have about 600 cells of word lengths.

Calc has Average, Median and Mode functions, but they only accept 255 inputs each. I could split the cells into batches of three and then work with those results, but it feels like that would only let me calculate the overall mean, not the other two figures.

So firstly, am I even using the right tool for this? Maybe there's a better way than using a spreadsheet. And secondly, if a spreadsheet is the best tool, is there a way I can do the calculations I need?

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Especially if the sinners still need their punishment?

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Either all at once, or over a lifetime?

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My position is that it's a snack and husband tax must be paid. My wife is arguing that it's a meal or occupies some third food space and it's entirely hers. Who's right, court of Lemmy?

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To explain what I mean, I think you can level up a cooking style. For example, pasta. At level 1, you're boiling dried pasta and adding sauce out of a jar. At level 1, you add your own spices. Level 3, switch to fresh pasta. Level 4, make your own sauce. And finally at level 5, make the pasta from scratch.

So with BBQ, I guess level 1 would be cooking the meat so it's neither burnt nor underdone. Maybe level 2 is mixing different meats/cuts that have different heat/time requirements and cooking well. Further levels = ?

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