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Trump says US is ‘only semi-negotiating’ with Iran (www.middleeasteye.net)
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[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 days ago

How do you "semi-negotiate"?

[-] a1studmuffin@aussie.zone 3 points 3 days ago

It's like when you sit on your little brother and grab his hand and make him keep punching his own face over and over.

[-] logi@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Except the US is the little brother and the big brother is the world standing there in bewildered amazement as the US punches its own face over and over for no reason.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

is trump expecting iran to semi-reopen hormuz?

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Trump couldn't find his own ass with both hands and a boyscout.

[-] logi@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

But he sure could find the boy scout's ass.

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

They are not talking to the US nor any of their proxies. Someone should read Trump the boy who cried wolf. Seems he missed that life lesson.

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