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"I'm one of the few people you'll meet who's written more books than they've read."
-Garth Marenghi, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace (2004)
imagining some 60yo grillpilled guy who runs a bakery and just uses these for their """intended""" purpose and doesn't understand what all the fuss is about
so are my posts but i could probably give a pretty good summary of the war in sudan if i felt like it smh
80 years in da American sphere of influence. I wanted soft power, but I compromised. I tied myself to their economy instead.
I wanted an EU army. But I compromised. I converted some farmland into US outposts. You see where I’m goin’?
That disloyal piece of shit Britain’s colony- I can’t even say its name- taxed our imports. And what did I do about it? My weakness.
Sometimes I think it’s in my Charter for Fundamental Rights. My economy took shit from the ‘merigans the minute WWII ended.
Come on, the fuck you talking about?
The chicken tax. That’s MY fuckin’ legacy.
…No more, Vovka. No more’a dis.
vote for labour government
look inside
tory government
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WELL AREN'T I LUCKY HUH
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FREE POLYCHROME JOKER THAT BOOSTS FACE CARDS IN THE DECK WHOSE WHOLE GIMMICK IS NOT HAVING THEM
REALLLLL FUNNY
Kelly celebratory slop for Weird Al’s birthday 
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🎶He tried to kill Trump with a forklift~🎶 (olé!)
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never talk without a lawyer
Also lmao @ expecting Trump to die from having the presidential limo overturned by a forklift, those things probably have tungsten-reinforced seatbelts
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YOU ARE WATCHING MASTERS AT WORK
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They’re saying the uk tories are the greatest to ever do it, folks
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The Honorable Discharge of the Jokerified Snufkin PFP
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RED ALERT:
The dawning of either the Kamala Era or the resumption of the Trump Era brings closure to Jokerified Snufkin's role as my pfp on every site.
Whether the next era jolts the Amerikkkan left out of its post-Bernie slump or not is yet to be known- but its arrival is great for Snufkin here, who's already seen enough over the past half of a decade. I sent him off with 70 million reminbi and a ticket to head back to Naantali.
I'm probably gonna tuck him in my banner now in some form or another. He's not dead, this isn't a funeral, all this post serves as is a celebration of his long service.
In his stead, I have appointed This Girl from Psychopomp (its completely free and takes like about an hour to play through, highly recommend):
Her ascension to pfp is effective by midnight EDT. Wish her luck.
Remember when Kamala talked abt how america was finally not at war anymore at the debates (which in itself was bullshit too but all of its direct combat involvement left was low profile for people to care about)
that’s on track to last long isn’t it
It’s only called overpopulation if they’re not white
calling it a “riot of a time”.
:sensible-chuckle:
Kinda weird that they hate “red fash” more than regular fash 
She just died? Wow. I didn’t know that. You’re telling me now for the first time. She led an amazing life. What else can you say? She was an amazing woman. Whether you agreed or not, she was an amazing woman who led an amazing life. I’m actually saddened to hear that. I am saddened to hear that. Thank you very much.
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