Okay, pay me more than so I can raise one

Make more babies
Make more babies
Make more babies
Make more babies
Make more babies

These must be broken

MORE DEAD SOLDIERS

dont these people also think there's too many people in existence

That’s the very foundation of “Make More Babies”. It may be a bold statement that challenges societal norms, but it’s who we are. It’s what we believe. And it’s where we stand. (taken from https://everylife.com/pages/make-more-babies)

They are also anti-abortion, who would've figured?

tfw no cute femboy to marry and reproduce with

have 27 babies all named R2D2, raise none of them, get officially disowned by at least one

reserve army of labor go brrrrrrrr

It’s funny that I’ll never have kids but if I did I’m “supposed to” experience the best thing in life (love for a child) yet the best thing I can do for the unborn child is to not bring them into existence because of how harsh it would be for them. In essence they exist but in reality they don’t because they shouldn’t exist because I’m stopping them from existing because my love for them is too strong.

Nerd reply guy: “Adopt kids” 🤓

why don’t you mind your own fucking business?

No one owes you kids, sweaty :)

Imagine what a tantrum they would have if the migrants that keep getting bussed to NYC gathered on Times Square holding up those signs.

If Elon Musk thinks it's a good idea I aint doin it

RAW DOG UR WIFE

If Elon pays me 5mil per kid and promises to support the children till they reach adulthood, and maybe a few years after, I'm sure I could find someone willing to pop out kids with.

Wait a sec, I figured everylife dot com was some anti-abortion lobbying site or something. They literally just sell diapers and baby wipes. Not give them away to moms to encourage them to not abort, literally just doing normal ass capitalism. This is an ad campaign to sell diapers.

Edit: holy crap their wipes cost like 2X what wipes cost at Costco.

these people aren't pro life, they inhabit the life denying ideology of capital like any bloodless liberal state apparatus. Only difference is they're pro fetus

The Writer's Barely-Disguised Fetish

Make more babies as opposed to raise a family or something really makes this shit extra. Produce more baby.

Joke's on them. I can't.

Well, I wasn't until I saw the very creepy marketing but I guess now you've changed my mind

Pretty sure we in Central America are carrying most of North America's birthrates. Probably not the type of kids he wants being born though.

Also is that woman being paid to do that or is she as batshit as Elon?

I would rather crawl through a mile of broken glass and jagged rusty metal on my hands and knees naked than bring a child into this sick, dying world.

This makes me want to do that less if anything

Is this just Sheldon Adelson’s “Jewish continuity” but for gentiles?

Imagine the outrage if this was the DPRK

They said to have sex and get married.

I wish we had the income flow to adopt, but that's not happening and the adoption agencies around here are domninated by christo-fascist profiteers.

I want to thank my cracker genes for making me ugly af. I get to spend my weekends playing games and not babysitting my offspring. (no shame to those who do have kids tho)