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I found your website named after a cryptocurrency company and something doesn’t add up. There’s no cryptocurrency here for me to short and everyone keeps posting comments about how they want to get a footjob from karl marx or reenact WACO on their landlord or whatever

Why aren’t you on reddit like normal people? this website is basically a malshappen clone of the real thing, like dolly the sheep but online and with even more birth defects

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Edit: watch my newest video: https://hexbear.net/post/228732

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

actually, this site was made as a life-raft after youtube let channels disable comments and hid the dislike integer

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

that would explain why there is no option on here for me to dislike your comment. I’m not saying that I would dislike your comment (for the record), but options are nice and it would be comforting to know I could if I wanted. I’m a committed consumer and a lack of choices gives me anxiety

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

we're working on technology for a downvote button but unfortunately it's still in beta and won't be released until Q4 2025 at the earliest.

Until then you'll have to manually downvote :downbear:

please use it sparingly though because these are in short supply and we need them to last until the button release

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Unfortunately the site is under US sanctions for supporting trade with Iran so we don't have the resources to research downvotes yet.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Our top downvote scientists died under suspicious circumstances

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Some of us are STILL waiting for the moderators to release the iraqi dinar to downbear exchange

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

lack of choices gives me anxiety

Look at our emotes, we have too many with probably a third of them being nonsensically named. :maxwell:, :epstein:, :trump-moist:, and :billionaire-tears: are appropriately named however. There's also a little fun game you can play with those people and guess what they have in common.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

they're all dead?

:sicko-wistful:

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Oh Reddit got mad that we said it was morally OK to kill slave owners

This is not a parody that's literally why we are here

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

John Brown did nothing wrong

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

:arm-L::john-brown::arm-R:

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I got a week time out from :reddit-logo: after the quarantine started and I doubled down

:im-doing-my-part:

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Nobody there posts hog anymore, completely commercialized

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

:sicko-wistful:

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

after reading many conflicting answers, pretty sure y’all are some kind of gay communist death cult. remember to take your vaccines, steel fuel can’t melt jet beams, and it’s not offensive to dress up as the dead queen because the real queen died in 1997 during a horrible car accident.

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

holy shit i just realized

neon grizzly

hex bear

it all makes sense now :illuminati:

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

after reading many conflicting answers, pretty sure y’all are some kind of gay communist death cult.

See the randomized text on the top of the homepage, right below "Home"? I'm gonna request to put this in the rotation there

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

wow! can’t believe there’s someone else here who also loves spaceships and NASA: how do you feel about male circumcision? That’s really the only final frontier I think any self respecting man should be focused on these days when they’re not bouncing on their boys D

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

nasa = nazis and male circumcision is a conspiracy by big cereal to trick people into eating BORING NERD shit

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

This is all closer to true than I'd like

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

we left reddit because they wouldn't let us be gay with our dads

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

also I smoked a brick of salvia before posting this so hopefully I make sense and the dragons in the cradle in the silver spoon little boy blue and the devil in the moon when I’m killing god son I don’t know when but we’ll get the feather then dad you know we’ll find her emails then

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Salvia is weak shit. Smoke DMT like an adult.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I would but joe rogan stole all of my lucky charms and has been chronically boofing all the DMT so there’s none left for the rest of us

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Simply make your own.

Its literally simpler than bathtub meth

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I feel like most things are simpler than bathtub meth, but I’m going to have to pass on making DMT. I don’t want Joe Rogan kicking down my door and shoving DMT up his keister in front of my kids

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[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Smoke hash instead. Once i got high on it and were scared all night that my kneecaps are going to explode. Best night of my life.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

NVM this makes a lot of sense

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

reddit got too woke :JB-shining-aggro:

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

W O K E

  • W on't
  • O kay
  • K illing
  • E nslavers
[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

It's not my fault Karl has cute toes

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

:animengels: Notice me, sempai, uguuuuuuu~~~

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

This is a website dedicated to busting nuts and mailing them to the Zodiac Killer AKA Ted Cruz

And post

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Because I can't say that Spez wants to own slaves or that slave owners should all be killed on reddit. We can here, as well as talking about all the other things socialists want to talk about that reddit would shut right the fuck down.

Can't even call someone names over there without some liberal moderator tone-policing you because you don't speak in a middle-income enough way for them.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah they're a bunch of psycho crackers, but so are our fellow citizens; this site is like a mini green room.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

:post-hog:

Let’s see that hog now

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Where else would I get meth

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

It’s a cult dedicated to computer scare, the number 1 financial backer of the podcast citations needed

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Ah fuck, did I miss the visit by Commentiquette?

If you're reading this Erik, can I be in one of the screenshots please?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The :LIB: of the Hamlet is nothing, I fear, when compared to the condition of surrounding acres. :reddit-logo:

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